Janice Dickinson makes me feel like an asshole for jerking off to the geriatric aquarobics class at my local community center when there are elderly women out there who still look better than the younger chicks I’ve seen naked.I know she’s had a lot of work done and is pretty much 80 percent made of plastic but shit’s working for me. Sure her ass is sloppy and her skin is leathery but if you saw the 50 year old bitches who I’ve been with, you’d think of me in a totally different way, or maybe you would expect it from me, it doesn’t matter. What does matter is that what it comes down to is that old ladies are easy, willing, experienced and can’t get pregnant because of their dried up wombs, pretty much the perfect situation to have, except for the grey pussy hair, impending smell of death and most importantly the constant harassment of making sure I didn’t want another freshly baked cookie after eating 6.Here is some more Janice Dickinson bikini action because she hasn

American Supermodel Janice Dickinson was seen in a bikini looking really old but happy! She has recently opened her own modelling agency, The Janice Dickinson Modelling Agency. Here are her photos wearing a two-piece bikini, although we certainly hope she just covered up and wore something conservative. Well at least, she is looking happy.

What do you get when you get Janice Dickinson, Perez Hilton, David Cooley and Peter Hamm auditioning blokes for Aussie Bum? A farce? I personally couldn’t believe I sat there watching Perez give tips to guys who had less body fat than what he had. “Lose weight and you can be the next Molly Ringwald,” Janice told a guy. What makes me laugh is that Janice and Perez would not be there if they weren’t hired by Sean Ashby. Perez Hilton urged his readers to watch the episode: You must watch this tonight! Why? Because they’re going to ‘fuck’ everyone’s television screens, but they didn’t prepare for Sean Ashby screwing Janice Dickinson by treating her the same way as the Donald treats his eager apprentices. I personally wouldn’t like to be fucked by Perez or Janice, then again Perez would prefer Brad Pitt (going by the pictures he posts in his blog), and Janice her plastic surgeon. "I've had two children!" she says to a bloke, during the auditions, as though h