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Are Men Getting Smaller Where It Counts? Recent Studies Revise Average Length of the Male Organ By Buck Wolf — Men of the world, rejoice! The average length of an erect penis is shorter than you probably think. A study by Lifestyles Condom Co. shows that the average length of a male sex organ is 5.877 inches  which might comfort men who previously thought they were less than average. “The Kinsey Sex Report and other penis size surveys have indicated that the length of the penis is 6.2 to 6.4 inches,” says Simon Joseph, a spokesman for Lifestyles. “Our results show that about three-quarters of men fall under the average quoted by Kinsey.” “A half-inch or less might not have anything to do with how you perform sexually, but it might make a difference in how you feel about yourself.” According to the survey, about two-thirds of the 300 college-aged men ranged from between 5.1 and 6.2 inches. For those of you who don’t like to deal in raw numbe

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Hey guys! I’ve seen this before, but i ran across it again and I wanted to share it with you cause it was so funny to me! Hope you like it… **The Day the Penis asked for a Raise** I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss **The Response** Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiat

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Sometimes think your love making is like poetry or even art? Well Tim Patch from Australia paints with his penis! First thought that springs to mind is.  Does it not get sore? Well... "Painting on canvas for hours on end is not very kind to your skin. It's pretty tiring and it gets really sore … I use antiseptic, but I had to use my bum to paint in the background, because you have to have the occasional break," he said. Now vagina painting, I'm waiting for that one!

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 You all know how much I love my cuckolds, and teasing them beyond oblivion, but I have to tell you that some of the funniest callers are the ones who call me up, wanting a cuckold fantasy, but then spend most of their time insisting that they don’t have a small cock!  ::giggle:: Yes, I hear it all the time… “Oh no, Princess, I don’t have a small cock, I just like to *pretend* that I do!”  ::giggle::   Yeah, yeah yeah….. funny how these same guys never seem to have a web cam to either put up or shut up!!  Like my boy Alex who called me yesterday, planning on only doing a 20-minute cuckold phone sex call but ended up on the phone with me for an hour and 40 minutes, making himself late for an appointment because we were doing some cuckolding roleplay!  Unfortunately, Alex isn’t into being a cock fluffer for me (yet! ::giggle:: ) but he does like it when I call his friends after he leaves for work in the morning and have them come over an

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Have you heard of the Penis Prank in Pennsylvania? To paraphrase The Register, the pranksters in Hazleton, PA have certainly figured out how NOT to welcome alien visitors to our planet with this giant crop circle cock. Share This

As I sit trying to think up yet another euphemism for the male member, I find myself barely able to resist using the word penis, in place of cock or prick or any of the hundred plus words we see so often in fiction.I type it out -- PENIS -- stare at it, and then hit delete.Why?Because there's a very thin line between erotic and clinical when it comes to sexual details in romance(or any other genre, I suspect). I remember a review from not too long ago, though which one eludes me at the moment, where the reviewer claimed I was too clinical with anatomical details and it haunts me like a shrieking specter.Anyway, since I'm a little biased (yes, I actually like the word penis) I thought I would throw it out there and get all of your opinions on the matter.Which do you prefer to see in fiction, a penis or a cock? Does a member by any other name still taste as sweet? (sorry, couldn't help myself)

As I sit trying to think up yet another euphemism for the male member, I find myself barely able to resist using the word penis, in place of cock or prick or any of the hundred plus words we see so often in fiction.I type it out -- PENIS -- stare at it, and then hit delete.Why?Because there's a very thin line between erotic and clinical when it comes to sexual details in romance(or any other genre, I suspect). I remember a review from not too long ago, though which one eludes me at the moment, where the reviewer claimed I was too clinical with anatomical details and it haunts me like a shrieking specter.Anyway, since I'm a little biased (yes, I actually like the word penis) I thought I would throw it out there and get all of your opinions on the matter.Which do you prefer to see in fiction, a penis or a cock? Does a member by any other name still taste as sweet? (sorry, couldn't help myself)

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What’s funnier, the fact that English opera singer Tony Henry mistakenly said “My Penis is a Mountain” while singing the Croatian National Anthem? Or the fact that Croatia ended up defeating England and that BBC had to write “rose to the occasion”? Or Henry defending himself? Croatia rose to the occasion in their crucial Euro 2008 defeat of England - after an apparent X-rated gaffe by an English opera singer at Wembley. Tony Henry belted out a version of the Croat anthem before the 80,000 crowd, but made a blunder at the end. He should have sung ‘Mila kuda si planina’ (which roughly means ‘You know my dear how we love your mountains’). But he instead sang ‘Mila kura si planina’ which can be interpreted as ‘My dear, my penis is a mountain.’ Henry is becoming a cult hero in Croatia, but denies he played a part in England’s exit. “I can’t take the blame for that. The last thing I would do is b

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Matsuri means festival, Chiwawa Matsuri and Kanamari Matsuri are two examples of what many of you have probably heard about: the infintely insane Japanese have several “penis festivals” - an ancient fertility ritual for sure but which has survived into modern times. I came across this image a few times of a girl sucking on a penis shaped ice cream and I feel compelled to set the record straight. No, this is not some kind of pedophilic fantasy that certain people of Japanese background have a fondness for, e.g. the whole schoolgirl thing, etc. and thus make commercially available penis shaped treats for everyday consumption. This is most likely from the Chiwawa Matsuri festival, which celebrates all things penis. Take a look at the vid, they have penis treats, penis novelties, you name it. It’s probably completely innocent. Right? Sometimes a penis is just a penis!? Share This

Matsuri means festival, Chiwawa Matsuri and Kanamari Matsuri are two examples of what many of you have probably heard about: the infintely insane Japanese have several “penis festivals” - an ancient fertility ritual for sure but which has survived into modern times. I came across this image a few times of a girl sucking on a penis shaped ice cream and I feel compelled to set the record straight. No, this is not some kind of pedophilic fantasy that certain people of Japanese background have a fondness for, e.g. the whole schoolgirl thing, etc. and thus make commercially available penis shaped treats for everyday consumption. This is most likely from the Chiwawa Matsuri festival, which celebrates all things penis. Take a look at the vid, they have penis treats, penis novelties, you name it. It’s probably completely innocent. Right? Sometimes a penis is just a penis!? Share This

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I must be psychic. Just a day or so after writing about the threat of Zeus firing a thunderbolt if two penises touch during an MMF threesome scenario which turns bisexual… … Metro reports that a motorcycle driver in Croatia, stopping by to take a leak actually got his cock struck by a lightning bolt. I wonder if he was coming home from something like this? Biker’s penis hit by lightning Monday, September 24, 2007 A Croatian motorbiker will be praying that the old adage ‘lightning never strikes twice’ rings true. Unlucky Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a quick roadside toilet break. Djindjic said: “I don’t remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital. Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis.” Djindjic escaped relatively unscathed from the in

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For those of you unfamiliar with Iceland’s Penis Museum, also known as the Icelandic Phallological Museum, it contains hundreds of preserved penises and penis parts. Supposedly, the one specimen they were lacking was a human, until recently when a geezer donated his privates to be added to the collection. This is all fine and dandy except for two minor things. First of all, a quick look through their collections shows this rather odd specimen named “Elmo” which certainly looks like a real human dick. The photo is a bit too low res to read the full text but it mentions it as “the American donor.” Second, if you look through their website, you will notice that included in the collection are “merman”, troll, “beach murmurer” (according to the site “One legged, one armed and one eyed human monster who tried to push people into the sea and kill them there”) and, the piece de resistance, and my personal favourite, the &ldquo

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This is of course horrible, and I’m not keen on posting curiosities if they’re disturbing, but I could barely contain a chuckle when dear old respected Reuters wrote “climaxed” in the copy. Intentional pun? Or Freudian slip? Is this a highbrow Reuters version of Beavis & Butthead as in “He he, he wrote ‘climaxed’”? You decide. Russian woman sets fire to ex-husband’s penis MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday. Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was “difficult to predict”. The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high. The FREUDIAN SLIP aspect of it reminds me of one of my favourite jokes. Two businessmen a

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Sometimes when my husband and I are going to sleep, I cuddle up behind him, reach around in the classic "spoons" position, slide my hand down his stomach, and take hold of his penis. I don't do anything with it necessarily. It's not usually the beginnings of foreplay, or meant to turn him on (though judging by the reaction of his penis I know it does most of the time...) Instead the gesture is meant to show my love for him. It's like a good-night kiss, but better.Grant it there is a possessive element about it. Part of me feels very pleased with myself for being the only one (theoretically and morally anyway) who is allowed to do this to him in the entire world. There's a little crazy voice in my head that screams out into the silent darkness of our bedroom, "Ha ha ha, I can do something you can't!" at no one in particular. Then there's the mere physicality of it. Being that close, feeling his warmth in my hand, the way his body grows and shifts in response to my slightest caress

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We are not anti-penis. In the feminine experience the penis can add the finishing touch to satisfaction, but it is not sine qua non. No, indeed. We have been brainwashed into paying more homage than is due this particular attachment of the male anatomy, and far too much has been made of its rise and fall. The fact that we admire a Greek statue no less when the penis has crumbled off should be sufficient proof that male beauty does not depend on this unique feature. Freud, of course, was wrong when he claimed that women suffer from penis envy — it is the men who do. Sadly, a man without a penis is no man at all in our culture, and in male mythology the penis distinguishes a valiant man from a timid one.We do appreciate a lusty penis when it knows its place. Penis owners should keep in mind that a well-trained penis is a joy to hold and cuddle. If it knows a trick or two, so much the better. A well-behaved penis is indeed woman's best friend, but we object to those mindless penises th

Every morning my email inbox looks like this:"Don't be the smallest guy in the room anymore!""Try our all natural male enhancers!""Pump it up and make her smile!"Perhaps if I had a penis to begin with that would help. However, since I'm a woman and was conveniently born with a vagina, I find these emails even more intriguing. I know in our collective culture men are often portrayed as having unreasonable obsessions about their relative size, but is it true? Are men really that preoccupied with being bigger than everyone else, and if so, does penis size actually matter to women? Are men's concerns warranted?Unfortunately many of these questions I can't answer using the wonderfully reliable technique of personal experience, because like I said, I don't own a penis. So, I'll skip right to answering the big question that I am able to shed some light on...Does penis size make that much of a difference to a woman in bed?! Finally the definitive answer to this age old question is - drum

The Bunco Bitches have a little running joke. We have a penis cake pan, and each month the host is supposed to create a penis cake.We picked it up at a toy party one night, and it just so appealed to our sense of absurd (well mine anyway, I know some cut way to happily into the cake with a sharp, sharp knife).

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