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Psycho stalker and hurt boobies 2008-07-15 06:41:00 I apologize in advance for being all of the place, spelling and grammar errors and for anything else you may find in here. Oh there is a bit of graphic sexual detail in here as well as the word pussy.Lets begin with my “date”, I had a couples appointment this weekend. I hate seeing couples I f*cking hate it. A. It’s too much work, TOO MUCH WORK. I don’t enjoy it I’d rather go out with my client, hit Cheaters (a dirty strip club in Rhode Island I love it in there lol) and bring one of the strippers home because it’s random, exciting and I get to chose the woman. B. Did I mention it’s too much work? Prior to this appointment I had a 2 day meeting with Mr. Jersey who is completely laid back, funny as hell and had this to say to me in an email “Dallas tonight? Just kidding! You couldn't handle it! Hey, all kidding aside, you were just what the Dr. ordered. Bright, Beautiful, and of course witty!” Isn’t he sweet? I love this guy. Now on to the drama.I'm being stalked.
Hi 2008-07-08 08:39:00 I haven't forgotten about you guys I've just been extremely busy getting back in to the swing of things at work and reorganizing my life. You should see my walk in closet, it is a disaster area. Does anyone watch Despierta America on Univision? The guy on the show gets on my nerves, his voice aggravates me. They are too silly on this show, but the women wear cute clothes. Why am I watching it anyway? It's in Spanish and I don't have a clue what they are saying. lolI'm still having nightmares, but instead of dreaming about Vanessa Bryant I'm dreaming about Ballroom dancing and wearing a dress that lifts up over my head and everyone sees my vagina because in reality I never wear panties. What is that about? I've dreamt at least 5 times that I had children or was pregnant, the kicker is I never saw a husband in any of the dreams. lol The other day I dreamt that I was lost and needed to use the bathroom, so I was running around town looking for a restroom when I finally found one I
Introducing my mother 2008-06-27 14:29:00 This was one of those stupid surveys people send out.
1. What time did you wake up this morning? 4:00
2. Diamonds or pearls? diamonds
3. What was the last movie you saw? It’s been while
4. What is your favorite TV show? LOST
5. What do you have for breakfast? coffee first thing in the morning
6. What is your middle name? *****
7. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Steven Winwood - 9 lives
8. What kind of car do you drive? ******
9. What's your favorite sandwich? Cheeseburger
10. What characteristic do you despise? Liars.
11. Favorite item of clothing? My Anne Klein Jacket and of course my new summer shoes
12. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Greece
13. Favorite brand of clothing? many
14. Where would you retire to? My bed
15. What was your most recent memorable birthday? when I turned 28, My son brought me burnt toast and OJ the next morning because he thought I had the flu...I was hung
The Cuban Wedding 2008-06-22 23:06:00 Over the weekend I attended a wedding with one of my clients, we will call him Mr. Cuba. When I’m with Mr. Cuba we look like an actual couple because he is handsome, refined and Latino and we are very comfortable with one another. I received a last minute request to be his wedding date earlier last week. My guess is he had plans on taking someone other than myself, but got stuck alone and needed someone convincing to take his original guests place. I am a great stand in if I may say so myself because I can talk to anyone about anything at anytime and I’m well rounded and most importantly in this case I am Cuban. So, while I pat myself on the back at how refined, brilliant and articulate I am, lets remember that I am also an occasional klutz, I speak my mind and I speak limited and I mean very limited Spanish. Ok, so now that you have the background, let me add in a few other details. Cuban weddings are unlike any other wedding. You can be dirt poor as a Cuban and you will have a h Read more:Wedding
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS 2008-06-18 09:14:00 GINO WAS OUT LAST NIGHT. The streets of Boston were filled with Celtics pride. People of all ages, races and gender were hanging out of their cars like we were in LA, bumping their music at full blast, beeping their horns and screaming "we won!". It was a sight to be seen. We brought another title back to Boston and sent the Lakers with their b*tch ass leader Kobe back to LA. A message to Kobe: Kobe you can't win without Shaq, you thought you were the man and made an ultimatum and you got your way Shaq left and went to Miami and guess what? He won, WITHOUT YOU. This year you made it, but you loss because b*tch assness never get rewarded. Oh and one more thing Kobe, do me a favor tell you wife to A. sit the hell down some where and B. hire a stylist because her outfits hurt my eyes more than Paul Pierce's acne. Back to the winners. I know Red Auerbach is definitely smiling down and proud of this team. We have 3 of the best who came together UNSELFISHLY and decided that they wanted to
GO CELTICS! 2008-06-17 13:14:00 I'm going to the game tonight with Raquel. Her athlete boyfriend gave her tickets and she decided to take me. LUCKY ME. Quick question. Why is my team so ugly? It hurts my eyes looking at them. Eddie House could get it though, he is FINE. What is with me and the young boys this week?
I'M BACK 2008-06-14 14:40:00 Thank Jesus. I'll post on Monday, but really there isn't much to say, other than I couldn't post on here for some reason, not even in the comments section, so I had to forward emails over to Penee to have her post for me. Although, I do see that there are 3 comments missing from me on here. I never got to Louis Vuitton on my free day, BUT I had great sex with a sexy man staying at the same hotel as I. I met him while at the restaurant. LORD I am a slut. lol It was the best sex I have EVER had in my life. It was so good I can't wait to see him again. It was so good if he asked me to marry him I would've right then and there. We took a bubble bath together and everything, it was so nice until 8 pm came when I turned in to a pumpkin and had to return to my room. Blah!!!!!Tomorrow is Father's Day and I'll be with my daddy. I Tivo The Phantom Gourmet (a Boston based show) that tells us the best restaurants in the New England area, so I'm trying out one of those places tomorrow. Now
Drive by F*cking 2008-05-25 13:00:00 Guess who said that? My mother. LOL I really wish some of you knew my mom because she is hilarious. I kept saying to her “what did you say?” “say it again, say it again” she’s like “what? I always say that”. My mother then proceeds to explain to me that a drive by f*ck is just like a drive by shooting, you show up at the destination, f*ck and then get in your car and keep going like nothing happened. LOL Oh my goodness, I nearly spit out my mimosa when she was explaining this and the thing is she was dead serious with a straight face and all. She was speaking so matter of fact as if this was an appropriate conversation for BREAKFAST. I told her I need to start recording our conversations and emails so I can post them on my blog, she said ‘Listen, I don’t want people knowing my personal business, they will think I’m a bad mother!” Too late mom they already know you use to whoop my ass in Filene’s Basement. lolA drive by f*ck, I think I’ve heard it all. I don’
Love is a wonderful thing and sex is a special thing, but not so special that I won’t sell it. 2008-05-22 01:00:00 Now that I have finally put my hooker hat back on I’m ready to work. Come on, couldn’t you tell I was having a f*cking midlife, ok maybe I’m not old enough for that and Carl Jung didn't exactly have me in mind when he identified it, but some type of crisis? Quitting my job and leaving a career to get up for 2 days to work for $17/hr, contemplating dating a client and leaving the fabulous, hot, successful, educated, childless, pompous TD&H HELLO why didn’t anyone send me a V8 slap? I lost my mind somewhere between the Eliot Spitzer scandal and trying to get a sausage at Fenway Park. The only good that came out of my mental breakdown was volunteering at the homeless shelter and meeting Sandra. I’m better now. I needed a few days of solace and now I am ready to tell you what eventually snapped me back in to reality.Mr. Mystery Client had become quite demanding over the last few weeks (with my time) and decided he wanted to change the rules of our arrangement. Too many things to Read more:Love, sex
E-Harmony 2008-05-16 14:20:00 Wanna laugh? Of course you do. I signed up for eharmony last night to see what it's really all about and because I was pissed off at TD&H not because I am really seeking anyone. Here is my profile according to them and it is SPOT ON: You are best described as:CONSISTENTLY TAKING CARE OF YOURSELFWords that describe you: * Uncompromising * Frank * Astute * Critical * Empirical * Tough * Discerning * Skeptical * Shrewd A General Description of How You Interact with OthersWhen someone needs your help or wants you to do something you think before you act. See, at heart you believe deeply in personal freedom and individual responsibility. You think it is vital that people learn to take care of themselves so that they don't become dependent upon others. You believe that actions have consequences, and people need to accept the consequences of their actions if they are to learn from their mistakes and grow. You believe you wouldn't be doing anyone a favor if you li
Indifference 2008-05-15 00:47:00 Today is Unite for Human Rights day and because I have been sending comments back and forth to Diamond the anonymous stripper and responding to all of your emails I haven't had a chance to write anything thoughtful, heartfelt and profound. Ok, so maybe I'm exaggerating and I'm just lazy, but anyway I am reposting one of my posts from last year regarding a lecture I saw with one of my clients on Darfur. Man’s inhumanity to man knows no bounds. The examples are both profound and ordinary, spectacular and commonplace. There is, within all of us, the ability to inflict the brutality of indifference and the torture of acceptance. When Darfur screams out to a world preoccupied with wealth, power and dominance, the resulting collective non-response borders on criminal. There is no oil in Darfur. There is nothing to gain politically by winning Darfur’s favor. Darfur is not in any strategic global position and is occupied by tribal Africans. Darfur is today’s Rwanda or South Afr
8 random things 2008-05-10 20:53:00 Jaden at Screenwriting For Hollywood gave me this Blog tag to write 8 random things about myself. So, here they are.1. I know I’m the Brunette Bombshell, but last summer I dyed my hair blonde for 2 months. Blondes do have more fun.2. I passed my Series 7 exam on the first attempt, but lied to my coworkers and said that I failed and only passed after a second try so they wouldn’t hate me because they b*tched about how hard it was and how many of them had to take it 3 times before passing.3. Before I fall asleep I daydream about money. I know it’s sick isn’t it?4. My favorite word is "CUNT". I get it from my mother, she says it all the time. lol5. My father is handicap. It happened when I was 5 and I’m still traumatized by the accident. To this day I can’t talk about it.6. When I am really excited about something and need to tell someone the first person I call is my mom. 7. My favorite show is Miami Vice. I can watch the reruns over and over again.8. I have been correspondin
Happy Cinco De Mayo 2008-05-05 16:35:00 Guess where I am? NOT AT WORK. I showed up this morning ready to start off the day on the right foot. I even came prepared wearing my Valentino Rock ‘N Rose perfume. Normally I wear that on dates, but I needed a scent that lifted my spirits. I wore a pair of black trousers; a green wrap around shirt and black heels from Aldo (FYI their shoes suck) with my sterling silver Tiffany dog tag engraved “Miss Bitch” (I faced the engraved side towards me so no one could read it) I looked cute.I arrived at 9:10 because I didn’t start until 9:30 and the moment I walked in the door country music was blearing. I needed something to calm me down, so I went in to the break room and prepared a peppermint tea for myself. I asked my boss for my benefit information (specifically my 401K) which was not there on Friday. She seemed aggravated and agitated that I had the nerve to ask for it (probably because she still didn’t have it). So, I began asking her general questions about vesting and compa
First day on the job 2008-05-02 19:14:00 I woke up extra early to make myself a power breakfast. Pancakes with real maple syrup not that Aunt Jemima sh*t and a side of fresh fruit (strawberries, melon and blueberries). I packed a Cherry Yoplait yogurt (the only brand I like and not the fat free one either) for lunch and a bottle of water (I know I need to buy a refillable bottle). I rushed out the door wearing black bell bottom high waist pants, a navy blue blouse, a pair of $20 black heels, my hair in a chignon while carrying my Louis Vuitton Alma bag (which did not match my outfit). I was ready to start the beginning of my “experiment”.I arrived at the office smelling like fresh lemons. It’s a new scent I picked up from CVS (drug store) for $4 15 minutes in to my drive this morning because I forgot to put on perfume. I never leave the house without perfume. I even have a trial size of Victoria Secret Dream Angels in my car, but I ran out of it and didn’t replace it. Speaking of running out of things, did you know th
7-year-old steals SUV 2008-04-29 11:54:00 To think that yesterday I was considering leaving the business and possibly getting married and having children. After seeing this I think I'll stay a whore with no kids. LMAOSeriously though I know I shouldn't be laughing, but I can't stop. I watched this video 12 times. Did he just say "I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friend" LMAO (laughing my ass off) For those of you who don't know what that means (like my mother) it means he wanted to act like a person with no sense, no education and lives in the housing projects (please note that not all people who live in the projects are hoodrats). No really that is what it means. He's been playing Grand Theft Auto I see. LOL His 7 year old friend smokes cigarettes? Guess what? If he was my son, he wouldn't have been able to give CNN an interview because his ass would be on fire from me whipping him with a belt. "No video games" please and I would have whipped his friends ass too for smoking cigarettes. When I was growing up if a nei
A Few Helping Hands 2008-04-22 13:35:00 This is a very long post and has not been proofread.April 7, 2008 11:35 PMToday I volunteered and had the chance to meet a wonderful, beautiful little girl. Her name is Melissa and she’s 7 years old. She is wise beyond her years. She told me that I had sad eyes. I told her it was because I was tired and she told me “No, it’s not I know the difference”. I laughed, but she was serious. I asked her how was it that she was such an expert on sad eyes and she said “because when people look at me that’s how they look” I then said “but I’m not sad looking at you” and she said “because you don’t know yet” and I said “know what?” and she said “that I’m going to die”. My heart dropped and it was hard for me to swallow what she had said, but I didn’t want her to see the change in my demeanor so I said “Stop it, no you’re not?” she said “I have HIV” and I said “well it doesn’t mean you are going to die and as a matter of fact you are going to live
An Escort Exposed 2008-04-12 18:44:00 Imagine for a moment that you received an email or a letter in the mail from someone regarding a loved one, better yet about your child. In this email it described in explicit detail your child’s sexual exploits and things that no parent should nor would ever want to hear or see regarding their child. What would you do?This week a well known or shall I say somewhat popular “plus sized” escort was exposed in just that way. Her mother received an email telling her that her daughter was a NY prostitute and gave details on every female partner she had (has), places she lived, a client who allegedly happens to f*ck transsexual prostitutes unprotected, blow jobs without condoms, Craigslist sex ads and the list goes on and on. There’s more. This email was also forwarded to all of her clients as well as former and present partners, her building management, NYPD and even people who don’t know her (like myself). Did you think I was finished? This is just the beginning. In a separate em
Jobs, Jealousy and Sausages what a combination! 2008-04-08 18:37:00 My “date” with Mr. Europe sorry to report was uneventfully. We had a few dinners and went to the movies to see The Bank Job. You know me by now I don’t make up sh*t to make it sound more exciting than it really is. After going on those dreadful job interviews I was offered 2 positions; the front desk @ the dental office in Cambridge and the $17/hr position. I also went on another interview on Monday and they pay $16/hr, it is close by my home, but will cause a problem down the line because I keep forgetting that I am moving to Boston and I am not willing to travel that far for $16. Forget about it (hear my Boston accent). Another job contacted me for a second interview, but I never called them back because I just can’t be bothered. So, I’ve settled on the $17/hr job and I will start on the 28th. Next I need to find a place to live with a roommate. I have a headache just thinking about it. Presenting myself in front of others to judge me and decide whether or not I am good e
She works hard for the money 2008-04-03 05:17:00 Those who subscribe to my blog via email received a post last Friday that the rest of you didn’t receive. I wanted to first update you guys on what happened. So, I did go over to TD&H’s house dressed in my tight red dress and the girl was there again. It turns out she is his cousin visiting from LA. lol What an idiot I was. I still don’t understand why she was staring at me the way she was. I still think she’s a lesbian.Hello to everyone else. I know it’s been a few weeks. I’ve been crazy busy.I gave my employer my notice shortly after posting 25 Secrets, Fears and Thoughts and Friday was my last day at my job. YAHOO! I should be happy right? I did tell you guys that I hated my job. I do have plenty of time to do everything I want and stay home reading my Essence, Latina, Portfolio and Instyle Magazines that have sat in my magazine bin unread since DECEMBER. They just keep piling up. Well, it’s only been 2 days and I’m already bored. I am doing absolutely nothing. No s Read more:hard
Sex And The City 2008-04-02 05:08:00 I can't wait! I think that I am Charlotte, but all of my friends say I am Carrie. I don't want to be Carrie! I'm not Carrie I am Charlotte! I'm CHARLOTTE DAMN IT! Don't worry I'll be back later with a real post.
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Prostitutes, Hookers, Escorts and Whores 2008-03-13 22:48:00 Here we go with another week of escorts on TV discussing how much they love what they do and how high their rates are and how “exclusive” they are and blah blah blah. Thank God Donahue and Geraldo don’t have their daytime talk shows anymore. Remember when Heidi Fleiss was busted? That is when I first learned about high-end call girls; of course I was a young girl so I wasn’t dreaming about it at the time. The call girls were parading themselves all over network television telling their stories of rendezvous with powerful men. I remember feeling bad for those girls who resorted to selling their bodies and stories for money. lol Oh how life has changed.The one thing that I honestly cannot stand is to see present and former prostitutes, madams or Mr. Jason Itzer on television telling all of their business (get a Blog lol). Clearly they did not get the memo that this industry is supposed to be discreet. Every time there is a major prostitution bust the media searches for women to c Read more:Whores
Online dating 2008-03-06 13:04:00 Tuesday I decided to try my hand at online dating. I didn’t put my photo up and assumed no one would respond to my ad without one, but surprisingly a great deal of men did not have their photos online either and those were the ones who responded to me.The first email I received was from an African-American gentleman in the NY area, he asked me to email him at his personal address. I did and haven’t heard back from him. lolThe second message I received was from a well-known businessman. He was very direct and to the point “I am interested in getting to know you better. My name is **you can google me and I am also on You Tube. I would like to see you this weekend. Thank you ** 212-***-****” I already knew who he was from his name, but I was surprised that he was willing to meet with me so soon especially since he hadn’t seen me. So, I responded to him “I would love to meet you this weekend. Please contact me at 617-***-****. My phone rang 10 minutes later with a 718 area code
25 Secrets, Fears and Thoughts 2008-02-25 05:36:00 These are in no particular order. I’m just jotting them down as they come to me. I share a lot of things with you guys, but this is by far the most personal.1. I want to quit my day job.2. I stay mad at my family, so I won’t have to return to the house my grandfather died in. I miss him.3. I wish I wasn’t smart, so people wouldn’t have high expectations of me.4. I still love Mr. NBA and everyday I wish I didn’t leave him on his birthday to be with a client.5. I am uncomfortable when people tell me I’m beautiful because I just don’t see it.6. I’m mad at God because I think s/he took my sibling from me (religion changed our relationship).7. I want Hillary to win, but feel like a traitor for not rooting for Obama.8. I am not pro-choice. (*Exceptions: Rape or a medical condition).9. I’m sick and tired of people asking me “What are you?” when referring to my ethnicity and then when I say I am Cuban and African-American they say “No, you’re not you look white.” Fo
Only In New York 2008-02-21 00:12:00 Today I decided to do a bit of “charity”. Claudia had a last minute appointment emergency. Her doubles (the girl she normally does appointments with) partner had a relationship crisis and was unable to make the appointment. So, I received a frantic call from Claudia at 6 am asking me to fill in. She advised me the date was for 24 hrs and we would remain in the hotel suite for the full time. Now, as you know I do have a 2 day minimum, but since I was doing her a favor I would waive that, however I wanted $5,000 for the day which meant she would have to give me $1000 out of her pay since she charges $4000 a day. I did feel bad, but since it was a last minute arrangement and I did have to pay for my airfare and call out of the office I felt it was appropriate to be compensated for the inconvenience and not to mention only being paid ¼ of my normal fee.I frantically packed my 3 in 1 (shampoo, body wash, bubble bath) body scrub, loofah, tooth brush, toothpaste, facial wash, moisturizer
Truffle Brownies 2008-02-12 14:38:00 Makes about 1 dozenIngredients:4 tablespoons unsalted butter, plus more for pan3 ounces good-quality unsweetened chocolate, coarsely chopped1/2 cup all-purpose flour1/4 teaspoon baking powder1/2 teaspoon salt1 cup sugar2 large eggs1/4 cup milk1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract4 ounces good-quality semisweet chocolate, coarsely chopped2/3 cup heavy creamHeart-shaped sprinkles, for garnishDirections:Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Butter a 9-inch springform pan, and set aside.Make batter: Put butter and chocolate in a heatproof medium bowl set over a pan of simmering water; stir until melted. Let cool slightly.Whisk together flour, baking powder, and salt in a separate bowl; set aside.Put sugar and eggs in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the whisk attachment, and beat on medium speed until pale and fluffy, about 4 minutes. Add chocolate mixture, milk, and vanilla, and beat until combined. Add flour mixture; beat, scraping down sides of bowl, until well incorporated.Pour batter into p
Melodies of Love 2008-02-04 07:00:00 I heard a song today at a local coffee shop and I instantly started to weep. I didn’t hear the words she was singing or anything it was just her voice. It made me cry, it was beautiful. I haven’t reacted that strongly to an artist since Fiona Apple. I love Fiona, she gets me (meaning understands me) in a depressing, suicidal way. lol It’s an emotional journey. After I finally composed myself I asked the barista who sang the song. I have fallen in love with the voice of Sara Bareilles. I’m buying the CD today. The song that made me cry is called Gravity. I still don’t know what the words are or what the song is about, but her voice just struck a cord in me. It reminded me of love or at least what I can remember of love and it inspired me to write this on a few napkins.Remember arriving in BrooklynComing to the metropolis The city that never sleepsHer spirit so youthful and energeticA breathe of fresh airThe soul of Brooklyn draws you in rapidlyQuick paceIt appeals to you The Read more:Love
I can't believe it! 2008-02-03 21:00:00 I seriously think I just had a heart attack. I know I haven't died because I can feel the pain. I'm a grown woman sitting in the stands crying. I don't even know if this post will go through because I am on my PDA. We lostThe Patriots lost18-0 for nothingUPDATE:Almost 2 hours later I have finally come to the realization that I am not in a bad dream and we actually lost the game. I just got out the shower and wiped my dry tears away and I'm ready to go out and tell the Giants fans to piss off (ok, I will congratulate them) and PARTY for the rest of the evening. What most of you don't know and perhaps will never know unless you know one of the players (as I do) is these men are really good guys. It's not just a front for the cameras. They really do support each other and they respect their fans. As far as groupies, well they treat them accordingly. lol
Sugar Daddy? 2008-01-23 10:05:00 Do you want a good laugh? I have no idea what a sugar daddy is. As a matter of fact I even had to google it. lol Of course like many of us I have heard the term “sugar daddy”, but I don’t know exactly what it entails. The reason I bring this up is because I met a gentleman over the weekend. Wait, before I begin I can’t believe the sh*t that happens to me it just sounds CRAZY maybe I should write a book called The Adventures of being Size 10 or perhaps something less cheeky. Here we go. Saturday night after spending time with Terrance and Darryl I decided to go back in to the city later that evening and have a drink at the Liberty Hotel. Don’t laugh, but I’m psychic. No, I really am and this luxury hotel use to be the city jail and every time I go there I have a bad, creepy feeling I HATE IT, but it is the place to be right now until everyone else finds out how fabulous it is like what they did with Whiskey Park (I loved that place). When it became popular it was no longer
18-0 2008-01-20 18:28:00 Five times a year I do a good deed. I decided to give away my two-playoff tickets to the Patriots game. Since I wasn’t going to be in a suite and it is freezing outside there was no way in hell I was going. So, a random act of kindness was in order. I drove to the worst part of the city yesterday afternoon and sat outside of a Dunkin Donuts in my car and came up with a plan to give the first father and son (adult and teenager or child) duo I saw my tickets. After over two freaking hours I was almost ready to leave and stake out another location it was then when I saw my pair. They pulled up in a Nissan Maxima and as they were heading in to the shop I approached them. I asked, “Is this your son?” He replied, “Yes why?” I then said to the boy “how old are you?” he said “I’m 14 why?” I said “Do you like the Patriots” They both said “Yeah” I said “Are you going to the game?” They said “No” I said, “Would you like to go?” They said, “Yes” and I s
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