Owner: NorthWoods Mike URL:http://northwoodsmike.com Join Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:50:41 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: A 'hybrid' blog about NSFW, Adult-Themed, Computing, Pr0n, Gaming, Food and Life
La Caja China 2008-11-05 22:57:25 The La Caja China is a outdoor cooking vessel that is all the rage. It is featured on numerous shows on FoodTV, and Bobby Flay especially is a fan.
You fill the top metal pan with white hot charcoal and place your joint of meat inside the box. Since heat rises, this seems like a VERY inefficient method of cooking. But, the Chefs that use it swear by it. Interesting.
Porn Frames 2008-10-30 23:36:08 Digital Photo Frames is a fast growing segment of the Consumer Electronic market.
What if Adult Content providers sold these frames pre-loaded with images? Larger sites with huge stockpiles of images like DDG or Met-Art could easily market these as a home furnishing item for the sophisticated porn fan.
It is unlikely a Digital Frame manufacturer would co-brand these, although Playboy might be able to get a deal.
What if you could download additional ‘modules’ for your frame? For instance, for an extra $2.99 you could download the “French Maid” collection. Maybe the Cheerleader, or Naughty Nurse themed image sets. Read more:Porn
Good Vibrations 2008-10-30 09:43:25 OhMiBod is a company that sells Vibrators that vibrate to music from your iPod. You can find their site and products here.
I will refrain from making a joke about the Beach Boys ‘Good Vibrations’. Or the DeVinyls ‘I Touch Myself’
http://northwoodsmike.com/wp-content/themes/cityscape-20/video/OMB_NaughtiGirl[1].flv
North Woods Boxing 2008-10-28 11:24:32
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Lindsay Lohan Flashes (Part 439) 2008-10-24 23:08:58 Linday Lohan is such a great role model for children, she was asked to present at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. Oh, and then she flashed her ass. And God bless her for it!
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Great Commercial: Baileys 2008-10-23 22:40:05 Commercial for the new Coffee flavored Baileys. Whatever this woman is selling, I am buying. YUM!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uplWOs_51Fk
Congratz Jenna! 2008-10-22 22:48:17 Congratulations to Jenna Jameson on her pregnancy with partner Tito Ortiz (UFC)!
Playboy Announces .. 2008-10-21 23:06:22 Playboy is doing some restructuring and is closing it’s DVD Division
With the vast amount of Adult Content on the Internet, this was inevitable. It is interesting that the oldest player in the adult content business is leading the way in new concepts in distribution. I suspect to see others follow suit, especially in this depression-like economy. Read more:Playboy
Topical Porn 2008-10-20 19:50:17
Leave it to Hustler to be first to strike while the iron is hot. Read more:Porn
Adult Star of the Moment: Alexis Love 2008-10-19 21:12:45
Alexis is everywhere now. She is working allot, making movies, and doing Photoshoots. Her young and innocent look certainly is appealing to Adult Consumers. NW Mike wishes her a long and productive career.
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Adult Site Review: Ivana Fukalot 2008-10-18 08:42:58
I am a big fan of IvanaFukalot. It has no frills or “filler”, it is simply a young couple that fuck like rabbits. Imaginative locations and positions, this is a real couple. No actors here. The overall feel of this site is that of a couple on extended Honeymoon with a video camera. There is also some girl/girl videos.
Highly recommended.
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When Porn Sites Die 2008-10-15 22:45:46 I was perusing my archives when I found this video from TiffanyParis.com.
http://www.northwoodsmike.com/wp-content/themes/cityscape-20/video/TiffPar.wmv
Curious to see if I could find more video of these women, I went to the website. It was redirected to InsaneCoeds.com. It is obvious that the TiffanyParis site is gone, that is no suprise, most porn sites rarely last more then a couple years.
What I find interesting is the TiffanyParis domain was purchased by the InsaneCoeds owner, and all traffic was routed to InsaneCoeds. Since it is all about traffic and numbers, this is a great idea. Purchase dead porn domains and route them to your website. Smart! Read more:Porn
Adult Site Review: Melissa Midwest 2008-10-14 11:00:07
Melissa is a smoking hot woman with great charisma and sense of humor. She is actually from the Midwest, and she has the the curves women should have, IMO, and further I think all internet talent should be as appealing as Melissa. The website has great videos and images, and I highly recommend subscribing.
If I had to find problems with MelissaMidwest, it was the limited amount of hardcore content with Males. At the time of my subscription there was only about 5% man/woman content. It appears there is more now.
Highly recommended. Read more:Adult
Great Beer Commercial 2008-10-13 09:01:33
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Clinton Got a BlowJob 2008-10-09 08:08:44 NOTE: The damn video auto-played on all page refreshs, and it annoyed me. It is a funny video, find it here
Special Thanks to my Friend Paul for sending me this! Read more:Blowjob
New Android Phone: G1 2008-10-08 09:03:18 Google decided that since they already own the Desktop Search market, they needed to get into the search market for hand-held devices and portable (cell) phones. Instead of making a cell phone themselves, they programmed a language specifically for portable devices, and called it ‘Android’. We are starting to see devices with the Android OS, and the first to marekt is the G1 by HTC on the TMobile carrier in the States.
These phones will be the only real competitors for the iPhone for awhile. To see the G1 in action, checkout the G1 Emulator here.
Spotlight on Fetish: CFNM 2008-10-07 09:27:23
CFNM stands for “clothed female, naked male”, and is usually 1 to 3 fully dressed woman playing with a naked guy. Usually it ends up being a handjob, but occasionally there is oral involved.
This was a new one on me. It certainly is unique, but I would still sign up for this Read more:Fetish
Adult Site Review: Public Invasion 2008-10-05 21:47:41 Public Invasion is a good site for POI, Oral and Exhibitionist fans. The actor takes a hand held out in public and gets the women into sexual interactions in fields, alleys, bathrooms etc. Very good choice for your porn needs.
One of the humorous things about these videos is the Eastern European accent and English. One thing I find myself saying allot is ”If I give you 2000 Czech Crowns …. ”
http://www.northwoodsmike.com/wp-content/themes/cityscape-20/video/PublicInvasion.wmv
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ISP Bandwidth Caps 2008-10-04 23:13:05 In an effort to slow down the Torrent users downloading major movies, the major ISPs are all talking about bandwidth caps. The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) has deep pockets to bribe politicians and now, ISPs. Time Warner admits capping data transfer, Comcast is notorious for denying it, and getting caught doing it.
It got me to thinking; How would this affect the Internet Porn Consumer?
I am not sure how typical I am as a Porn consumer, but generally, I subscribe to a website for 1 month, download everything I want, and cancel my account. A quick check of my Porn Archives shows:
66.3 Gigs of FTV Videos
12 Gigs of IvanaFukalot Videos
11 Gigs of PublicInvasion Videos
5.29 Gigs of RavenRiley Videos
8 Gigs of SashaBlonde Videos
6.94 Gigs of Teenberg Videos
etc.
All of these were downloaded in less then 2 weeks time at their respected websites. If you pay $20 and download 2 or more hours of video, that’s a better value then purchasing DVDs. The caps mentioned are bet
Cool Web Site: HoopStick 2008-10-03 22:55:42
HoopStick is similar to Woot.com; it sells one item a day. Usually Consumer Eletronics and usually at close-out prices. What makes this interesting is the price updates every 15 seconds, based on if the product is selling or not.
Today they had a Logitech USB headset for sale. When I initially checked the site, the item was at $21. As I watched it, the price went down to $10.45 when I finally bought one. Amazon sells the same set for $89. Sitting there watching the price go up and down is mesmerizing, be carefull.
Check it out sometime.
Porn Consumer’s Bill of Rights 2008-10-02 23:12:20 NOTE: The Porn Consumer’s Bill of Rights was my 6th post on this blog. It was my first NWM post that was dugg by a reader. Two days later the web server sql database went down and I lost the only copy of the post. Frustration has prevented me from re-posting until now.
DO NOT USE DRM.
We see how well it works for the Music or Movie industry. For instance, Hustler.com has some amazing content that covers any interest you might have. I subscribed, and downloaded dozens of videos. I cancelled my account to try other Porn sites, and the Hustler Videos stopped working. Assholes.
NO SPYWARE OR VIRUSES
Spyware companies and Virus makers approach Porn Site owners, and offer large mounds of money to “add” items to their customer’s PCs. Many sites let you explore their content for multiple screens before your browser gets hijaacked and a Virus is inserted into your system (looking at you, MariasMovies.com) You make enough money, do not sell out to those Fuck-Tards.
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