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Sexuality and Gender Heros: 10 GLBT Pioneers You May Not Have Known About. 2009-11-13 17:01:42 1. Alexander the Gay…er… Great!
Alexander III of Macedon (356–323 BC),or “Alexander the Great” was the King of Macedon, and was successful in creating one of the largest empires the world has ever seen. Alexander is one of the most famous figures of antiquity, and is notable for his massive conquests, intellectual and tactical abilities, for spreading Greek civilization to the East, and for the purposes of our conversation today, for being a lover of men.
While there is little definitive proof, and Alexander the Great never announced his homosexuality, there is a good deal of evidence that Alexander the Great was at the very least, bisexual. By many accounts, he had at least two male lovers in his short time, one of which was perhaps his most treasured personal relationship of his life. According to the book “Alexander the Great” by Robin Lane Fox
“At the age of thirty Alexander was still Hephaestion’s lover although most young
Beatin’ Barack Sex Toy - Awesome or Offensive? 2009-09-22 11:52:14 If you laughed at the Sarah Palin Sex Doll then you should be able to laugh at this one as well. What does everyone think… Awesome or Offensive?
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Creepy, Bizarre, Sexual Gifts to Send your Loved Ones 2009-09-15 18:47:06 Gifts are always hard no matter what the circumstances I usually just buy magnetic board games for everyone and call it a day. Probably not the best, but at least it’s safe. Being on the receiving end of a really awkward, creepy, bizarre, or slightly sexual gift can be a terrible experience to endure. So if you’re forced to fake a smile for that awesomely bad gift this holiday season, just remember, at least they didn’t give you one of the following.
FemSkin
Have you ever had that transgendered friend that you could never pick out the right gift for? Well fret no longer because this gift has it all. Appropriatly named, FemSkin
” is designed for the Transgendered, made of a soft, flesh-like silicone rubber (INCREDIBLY REALISTIC!) With a super realistic female genitalia, breast and an anus.”
Sounds like you get the kitchen sink with this product. I am not sure I would use the word “super” when trying to sell a product, but to
Is CNN an affiliate for Dating Sites, Promoting without disclosure? 2009-09-02 15:15:35 While maybe not the MOST reputable news source, CNN is generally more respected more than some other American news outlets. So, when I came across an article on their homepage about the elderly joining dating sites, I was very surprised to find what looks very suspiciously like an affiliate link embedded in the story. If this is the case, and I can’t prove that it is, I’m offended by their lack of disclosure. I realize this could be some sort of method of tracking, and not actually be an affiliate link, but ff this is in fact an affiliate link, then CNN readers should know they are being marketed to. This is the first time I have seen this sort of thing from CNN, or from any reputable news site. What are you’re opinions on this, should CNN ever have undisclosed affiliations?
Top 5 Professions That Get Laid the Most 2009-09-01 15:03:51
Anyone contemplating which profession to enter or perhaps considering a career change should take note. A study was recently published revealing which professions are having the most sex. Considering the amount of 20-somethings dressed up for Halloween every year as sexy nurses, teachers, and librarians, learning that these three jobs were among the professions getting laid the least was surprising at first. Sadly, research shows that reality does not live up to our costumed fantasies. Not so shockingly, truck drivers were also reportedly among the group not getting much action. Here are the top 5 that are getting lucky the most:
#5 Call Center Operator
Seemingly obscure, this isn’t one that pops into mind as being particularly sexy. The stereotype is more along the lines of isolated techno geeks who spend their day staring at the computer through thick-rimmed glasses. Maybe their customer service training has actually paid off by translating to better performance in bed - they answ
Bizarre Sex Laws 2009-08-18 16:49:34 Laws That Could Land You in Cuffs…and Not in the Good Way
From state to state, there are an overwhelming amount of alleged laws regulating citizens’ sex lives. They range from limiting the type of sex you can have (no S&M in Mississippi), to where you can do it (not in a walk-in meat freezer in Wyoming), all the way up to certain activities you’re allowed to engage in (no shooting off a gun while your female partner climaxes in Wisconsin). While the majority are ridiculous, I can see how some of these laws do hold merit. I wouldn’t want to be driving next to the no-doubt distracted guy who’s “receiving pleasure” while driving, which is against the law in Tennessee. If caught in action, risking a little road head will cost you a minimum fine of $50, plus 30 days in jail! Here are some other interesting ones that will make you want to hear the story behind why this law is necessary.
Washington: It is illegal to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. We
Bisexual Chic: The Latest Trend Influenced by Pop Music 2009-08-10 13:11:09 Why It’s OK to Kiss a Girl…and Like It
Everyone remembers the infamous kiss exchanged on stage between Britney Spears and Madonna at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards. Though the term was originally coined during the nonjudgmental free-love fest that was the 70’s, “Bisexual Chic” represents the cultural trend of claiming to be bisexual merely because it’s fashionable at the moment. For our current generation, this tendency seems to have been ignited thanks to Britney and Madonna. Since then, numerous pop songs have come out encouraging people to lock lips with whoever they choose, gender not seemingly playing a factor.
Poker Face - Lady Gaga
The first few times you hear the song, you’re not quite sure what she’s even talking about. Actually, the line “Cause I’m bluffin’ with my muffin/I’m not lying I’m just stunnin’ with my love-glue-gunning” still has no clear meaning in my mind. Regardless, in a recent interview, the openly bisexual Lady Gaga
Craziest Sex Stories on Daytime Talk Shows 2009-07-30 12:56:59 Crazy Sex Stories on Talk Shows
Now we have all watched this guilty little pleasure ever since the Jerry Springer show went crazy in the mid 90s. This is what polluted our brains before the internet totally fucked us up in the head. So today we pay tribute to the craziest, wildest, most fucked up sex stories that have come out of this cesspool we call entertainment television.
Sholanda
Sholanda is not your average woman. Sure she has a loving husband and a kid, but that is where the normalcies end. Sholanda getting back at her man one night because he didn’t take her out to dinner for her birthday decided for some revenge. She went to a bar looking for a man to please her. Sholanda, of course, got really drunk and cheated on her husband. Unfortunately for her she got pregnant. Sholanda’s husband decided to forgive her and find out who fathered this child. Turns out Sholanda didn’t just hook up with one guy that night but 17! Wow, I think we can class
5 Best Multipurpose Sex Toys 2009-07-22 17:40:00 With the economy the way it is, people are now looking for creative ways to cut costs and use their resources wisely. Why not invest in a multi-purpose sex toy. A toy that offers both function and fun! These multipurpose sex toys are sure to give you more “bang” for your buck.
1. Decorative Dildos
Bibelot Sexual
Looking for a creative way to display your sex toys? In 2008, designer Matteo Cibic’s released his “Bibelot Sexual” series which successfully transforms household objects into high-spirited objects of pleasure.
This aquarium is a Pyrex bowl that is displayed on a dildo base. The flexible medical grade silicone dildo comes complete with 10 speeds and various vibration programs.
This beside lamp discreetly hides a dildo. The lamp is finished with platinum and comes with a medical grade dildo that comes in a variety of colors. The lamp’s light also color changes depending on whether the object is in use or not.
Sexy Tablewear
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Sex Offender Paranoia - How We’ve Gone Too Far 2009-02-23 14:47:28 In 1994 the Jacob Weeterling Crimes Against Children and Sexually Violent Offender Registration Act passed as a part of the Federal Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcment Act. The law was the first of its kind to implement a registry for those convicted of sexual offenses and crimes against children. Two years later, Megan’s Law amended the Wetterling Act, establishing the first “community notification system”, bringing those convicted out into the open. The law also required lifetime registration for recidivist and offenders who committed certain offenses. In 1998, this lifetime registration was expanded to include all sexually violent offenders, federal and military offenders, and nonresident students or workers.
While there is obvious value in identifying those who could pose a danger to society, especially children, the current system has created a culture of fear that is leading to overreaction and ultimately unfair or unjust punishment of those accused of se
Strange Love - 10 Very Unusual Couples 2009-02-19 14:46:02 1. Al and Jeanie Tomaini
Billed as the “Worlds Strangest Married Couple” Al and Jeanie Tomaini were both interesting individuals in their own rights. Al Tomaini, who suffered from gigantism caused by an untreated pituitary tumor was over 7′ 4″ tall. He weighed 356lbs and wore a size 27 shoe. Jeanie Tomaini, who was born without legs, met Al Tomaini while performing on the sideshow circuit in the 1930’s. The two became romantically involved shortly after they met, and were married in 1936.
2. Married to the Eiffel Tower
A few posts ago I wrote about 8 Bizarre Sexual Fetishes one of which was a fetish known as objectophilia. Objectophilia is characterized by sexual and often times emotional attraction to objects rather than people. In my research for the post, I came across a video of a woman who actually married the Eiffel Tower. This strange pairing was the inspiration for this entry on 9 other bizarre couples. If you read my last post, sorry f Read more:Love
10 Most Embarrassing Sex Related Arrests 2009-02-12 13:16:04 1. Fiend Had ‘Sex with 400 cows’
53 year old Getulini Ferreira Paraizo was arrested in Aug 2008 after allegedly having sex with 400 cows. Paraizo told police he did not like women and that only cows turned him on, but that he chose the more tranquil animals before having sex with them. According to the police report, Paraizo was doing more than just having sex with the cows, he was torturing them, often ripping out their eyes, before having sex with them and killing them. Among the clues left behind at every scene were an empty package of the same cookies. Paraizo faces up to five years in jail.
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2. Man Caught Having Sex With Picnic Table
In March 2008, Art Price Jr. was arrested after a witness observed him turn over a metal picnic table and performe a sex act upon it. This is the latest occurrence of Mr. Price engaging in sex with furniture. On four other occasions neighbors had witnessed Mr. Price copulating with other outdoor furniture. Price faces up to fou
8 Bizarre Sexual Fetishes 2009-02-10 16:57:24 Sexual fetishism can be described as an attraction to materials, objects, scenarios, or physical characteristics that are not conventionally viewed as sexual in nature. Most modern psychologists believe that fetishism is created early, either through conditioning, imprinting, or as the result of a strong emotional (traumatic) experience. Many psychologists also believe that there are hereditary and brain development factors that can play a role in fetish development.
Whatever the cause, fetishes are here to stay, and with the help of the internet, even the most obscure fetish communities are gaining a voice. What follows are the 8 most interesting and bizarre fetishes I could find.
1. Acrotomophilia
Defined:
Acrotomophilia fetishists have a sexual interest in amputees.
Explained:
The majority of acrotomophiles are men and are attracted to female amputees. They usually prefer female amputees to be on crutches and wearing a skirt or otherwise revealing garment. There are also gay
Top 5 Awesomely Bad Porn Intros 2009-02-09 11:32:49 To quote a well-known song, “The Internet is for Porn!”
Porn. Most of us admit to spending some of our leisure time carousing various sites for videos or images of sexual acts, and if I were to guess, I would say that a few of you reading this might have some tabs open on your browser that contain pornography of some kind. While most porn on the internet is simply just sex, (the way the good Lord intended) some overly ambitious pornographers go above and beyond by giving us a plot. This is rather unfortunate, because most porno intros are poorly written. For most people, these scenes are just wasted space to be buffered; causing a delay in the time it takes us to see what we came for. Mostly, these few minutes of clothed people are forgotten, so we have put together a list of some of the strangest scenes you may have overlooked.
5. - “Nutjob Nurses”
The Setting:
Let’s start off with a generic premise for a porno. Wife calls husband wondering where he is, h
Adult Images In 3D! (NSFW) 2009-02-04 15:01:19 Most of us are familiar with stereoscopes, I had one as a kid, it was called a “View-Master”. Basically it is a device that combines stereoscopic images together. Stereoscopic images look like this:
They are taken with two cameras placed side by side, giving you a right eye and left eye perspective. 3d viewing can be attained by crossing ones eyes, usings prism glasses to combine the images, or by switching between the right view and left view quickly. Surprisingly, many people have not seen this 3-dimensional effect without the use of glasses, so I’ve taken the liberty of making my own animations of some adult images. Enjoy!
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7 of the Most Unusual Adult Film Stars 2009-02-03 11:15:54 Over the past few decades pornography has become increasingly more ubiquitous. Facilitated by the Internet, there are now more people involved in the adult entertainment industry than ever before. This explosion of consumers and producers has led to an extraordinary segmentation of the porn market Almost every imaginable niche, fetish, and sex act can now be found in porn. What follows are 7 of the most unique porn stars I’ve found either because of who they are, or the lives they have led. If you know of others with remarkable stories please comment on them and I’ll give them their own spot.
1. Buck Angel
At first glance you might think Buck Angel is just another butch looking male porn star, but upon further examination you would realize that there is something that sets Buck apart from other male porn stars. Buck Angel was born a woman. He is a Female To Male Transsexual and is the worlds only Transsexual Man (Female to Male) Adult Film Star. He currently has a distri
10 Sexual Anomalies That Will Make Your Head Spin 2009-01-28 11:57:00 1. Largest Penis
Who:
Jonah Falcon is an American actor and writer and is widely considered to have one of the largest known penises in existence. He gained minor fame after he was featured in the 1999 HBO documentary “Private Dicks: Men Exposed” Rolling Stone also did a feature on him. Falcon’s penis is a whopping [...]
Top 15 Craigslist Personals Least Likely To Be Answered 2009-01-22 10:46:00 Click Images to enlarge1. Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Bros.
2. I’m looking for a JO bud…with a twist
3.My roommate is obese and I am looking to have an intervention
4. I don’t need your love, I’ve got enough of my own
5. Zune owner seeks same
6. I’ll fix your computer if you let me feel your boobs
7. Let us frolic in my totally dope blanket fort
8. JO on Rails
9.JO Fantasy / Feline Fetish
10. Suitplay & Bondage
11. Nervous but hopeful
12. Come get your action games
13. Wanted: Big Foot Bait
14. Seeking a sexual tyrannosaur for a romp in the park15. Trannie needs 1950’s couple roleplay
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Top Ten Pregnancy Inducing Songs Played at High School Dances 2009-01-20 12:54:00 Middle school and high school dances are a hotbed of teen sexual exploration. Teachers, administrators and chaperons do their best to minimize overtly sexual behavior, but it’s usually a losing battle. What always surprised me most was that with all of the effort put into making sure kids weren’t going at it like rabbits, [...] Read more:School, High School
Second Edition - The Ultimate Porn Surfers Cheat Sheet 2009-01-16 12:01:00 Everyone loved the Original Porn Surfers Handbook So I decided that it would be a good idea to do another post with 100% new information. Thanks to all those who commented on the last story. You guys gave me lot of new stuff that I included in the update to the last one, and also in this new entry. Please add any of your own tips in the comments and I’ll add the good ones to this post. Now without further interruption, the tips. 1. Usenet
Usenet is one of the oldest network systems still in use today. For those who are not familiar with Usenet, Usenet resembles bulletin board systems (BBS) in most respects, and is the precursor to the various web forums which are widely used today. One notable difference from a bulletin board or web forum is that there is no central server, nor central system owner. Usenet is distributed among a large, constantly changing conglomeration of servers which store and forward messages to one another.Individual users usually read from and post messa
Alien UFO Porn - The Latest Craze 2009-01-05 12:56:00 For some people, the fascination with UFO’s and Aliens doesn’t stop at watching poorly made documentaries on television, or buying ridiculous tabloids. For some people Aliens are sexual sensuous beings… or maybe that’s just really fucked up. I recently found this very WTF video on youtube and thought it would be good to [...] Read more:Porn
Innocent Cartoon or Graphic Sexual Drawing 2009-01-02 12:27:00 Is that goatse…. oh no thank god, its only a silly clown!Remember Jasper Hahn, the lovable cartoonist played by Horatio Sans on SNL, back when SNL had funny sketches? Well I recently found a few videos that reminded me a lot of the ones he used to do. I really wish I could [...] Read more:Innocent
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