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A Rabbit's Tale 2007-06-17 08:33:00 It’s a coincidence that my last post was about sex toys as this week I was party to a related incident. I used to enjoy flying. Handy as I have to attend a number of overseas porn shows. But I have to admit recently it has become a complete pain in the arse. I know the extended security measures are for our protection. The problem is it now seems to take 4 hours to board a plane for a 40 minute flight. Plus, since the liquid restrictions have been in place 180 quid’s worth of my top-notch, designer make-up has inexplicably gone astray in the X-ray machine. But that’s another story.Though flying for me has become a real drag, my last trip back from Munich was livened up thanks to an elderly couple. We were at the last security check before boarding. The one where you have to surrender your Evian bottle just in case it’s a dirty bomb. As I waited in line, I noticed a beautiful leather bag being pulled aside for inspection. An elderly couple indicated it was theirs and I watched
Is Plastic Wanktastic? 2007-06-02 08:58:00 While clearing out my wardrobe I discovered a forgotten drawer full of freebie dildos and vibrators. Some are porn shoot leftovers while others I’ve acquired in exchange for my porno movies. The reason I had to brush the cobwebs off the toy box is because I have one all-time favourite vibrator which is far too good to mingle with the common hoi polloi and instead has pride of place by the bed or in my handbag, depending on my mood.I have a strict 'one in, one out' wardrobe policy which has obviously failed as I always need more drawer space so the sex toys had to go. But what should I do with them all? I have tried every one at least once so I could hardly give them away or sell them on eBay! And I don’t think my local charity shop would appreciate a delivery of used ‘marital aids’ (albeit from one careful lady owner).While pondering my dilemma, I came to the conclusion that most sex toys are bloody ugly (especially plastic dildos which in my opinion are also useless). Who th
The Girl With A One Track Mind 2007-05-21 01:15:00 It all started when I was waiting for a train to take me up north for the weekend. There were the usual delays so I tackled the physically demanding assault course that is buying a book in a minuscule magazine kiosk. Amid thousand of other pissed off commuters, I browsed the special offers and emerged exhausted with a copy of Girl With A One Track Mind (because I liked the cover).I was vaguely aware of Abby Lee's book. I knew that she was a woman whose high sex drive had caused quite a stir. What I didn't realise was that she is a blogosphere legend with 100,000 readers a month all eager to find out about her latest real life sexploits. (I get excited when I get 1 comment, I can't imagine what it must be like writing for 100,000 fans!)Anyway, there I was whiling away the time with Girl With A One Track Mind and I have to say I was shocked. Not shocked in a Mary Whitehouse way but shocked that a fairly innocent looking book contained such graphic sex. Her writing is genuine and frank
Sex Education 2007-05-06 14:42:00 One of the weird things about porn being your job is that sooner or later your parents will ask you work-related questions. Being a convent girl from a good Catholic family, I did not receive any formal sex education. Instead I remember being taken to the library by my older sister who thrust a book into my hands which showed an anatomical line drawing of a couple during intercourse. The guy was on top with his hands by his side about 2 inches above the women. As a result for years I believed that the cock muscle was so strong it could support a guy's entire body weight so he could sort of levitate during the act of lovemaking. I spent many years thinking about this and wondered if the cock muscle could always perform the levitation trick or was it just in female company that it gained it's super-power! Thankfully, 30 years on and my knowledge of all things sexual is much more extensive. Despite the fact that I spend a lot of my working day talking about sex, I still find it a litt
Women and Porn Lesson 1 2007-04-21 21:19:00 Maybe it's because I'm a female pornographer that I find the topic of women and porn so intriguing. The adult industry pays women more than men and let’s be honest, without the girls there wouldn’t be an industry. So I’m always amazed when I meet women who think porno is just for men. IT ISN’T. Women tend to think that porn flick equals male wank material. Or they imagine that all hardcore films feature an overweight German housefrau sucking off a donkey!!! This is NOT the case. It’s illegal for one thing and this type of film is very much a curious Dutch proclivity best not dwelt upon. Believe me, the modern porno is there to be enjoyed as much by women as by men. Personally, I think women are harder to please when it comes to sex films. Men see a cute blonde on the front cover and... DVD sold. Women want to make sure the film will hit the g-spot with every scene. And if you’re a porno virgin, then choosing the right title is incredibly important. Pick up an extreme Read more:Porn
BOYS TOYS AND TITS 2007-04-12 23:53:00 On Monday I went to the races to help out my mates from Xflicks.co.uk. I found myself at Brands Hatch at the ungodly hour of 8am on a sunny Bank Holiday. Xflicks have sponsored a bike rider in the National Superstock Championship. Before Monday I knew absolutely nothing about motorbikes, riders, Superstock or Superbikes. I can't say I know much more now, but I got the jist and the track seems to be a great place to eye up cute guys. The sponsored rider is called James Edmeades and he's part of the Speedfreak race team. All the riders now have the Xflicks logo on their bike. If you want to get technical, it's on the front fairing of their R1 Yamahas. James is quite a looker and ticks all the boxes on my biker boy profile below, plus he's a really nice, down-to-earth bloke. Being a motor racing virgin, I was particularly smitten as he took time to explain the different bikes, the races and all the rules and regulations.To go with the cute bikers and the powerful machines, there Read more:Tits
Porno Food 2007-04-02 23:59:00 We have instigated a new lunchtime regime at work. We take it in turns to cook. I say 'we' but actually I'm not part of the cooking rota because I can't cook.Since we started, a plan has been hatched to create a cookbook. We have had hours of fun designing this imaginary book, which has been titled 'PornoFood: recipes from the kitchen of Hot Rod Productions.' The book would combine glossy, hardcore pics with simple, healthy recipes. Sounds good, eh? All we need now is a publishing deal.I ought to mention that there are a few rules to our smut-inspired lunches:1. Every dish has to be christened with a porno name.2. The budget is £1 per person per day. Depending on how many people are at work, lunch ranges from the expensive, like 'Piss On My Rice Bitch', to today's dirt cheap Brigitte Bui dish which cost an unbelievable 38p per head.3. Where possible we use organic vegetables, the dirtier the better.4. All dishes must be made and enjoyed within the 1 hour lunchbreak.5.
Love Letters Straight From The Heart (Part 1) 2007-03-25 14:49:00 By far the best part of my job is the feedback I receive from customers. I'm thankful to every single person who writes to me. The comments range from the sensible to the downright odd. From a business point of view, the informative letters are the most useful but they aren't so much fun. As a thank you to everyone who's written in I've included some of the more outrageous ones below. Enjoy. (I can't give you an example of the handwriting but aside from that everything is quoted as written).“My likes are: long hair surfers guys,long hair skateboad guys,long hair student guys,long hair hippies guys,long hair bickers long hair rock stars.I am able to pay good cash for any of the above. Please rush me any info. I need to know.” Thomas, Avon“Fantastic orgasm during, next door had to shut their window.” Richard, London“Me and my wife enjoy watching hardcore videos. WE LOVE IT” Romeo, London “I NEVER HEARD, I JUST FINDOUT. 70'IES IS THE TIME, WHEN WOMEN WAS LOOCKING Read more:Love
Talk Dirty To Me 2007-03-24 18:56:00 I got my second comment from an American called Matt. He has a fetish for British accents and a desire to find out about UK porn stars. So I'm dedicating this post to him.To be honest I'm not surprised he has as thing for British accents. Whenever I'm in The States I'm always asked to repeat myself. Don't get me wrong, it's not because I mumble or that I have an amazing voice. I just think the Yanks love anything that comes out of a British mouth.So where do I start with UK porn stars? There are so many great Brit babes. If you like a Midlands twang there's Donna Marie who has a very special place in my heart as she is unashamedly filthy. Or pint-sized, piss flap princess Lolly Badcock with her amazing stretchable labia!!! There's Scouser Jayne. For Matt's benefit, a Scouser or a Liverpudlian is a person from Liverpool like The Beatles. When it comes to the Scouse accent you either love it or hate it. I love it, especially when it's talking dirty which is what you get fr Read more:Dirty
Porn Is Better Than American Express 2007-03-11 13:38:00 Every year a friend of mine has a weekend summer party. Last year I arrived with a load of DVDs under my arm and I was amazed at the welcome I received. There was nearly a fight as everyone clambered to get their hands on the hardcore. As I stood back to watch the frenzy a girlfriend turned to me and said “a big box of porn is better than a gold American Express card” and she was right. There are so many times when the promise of a movie has got the job done. I'll set the scene for you. Essential phone line in the office is down. I call the phone company who promises to send an engineer the following day. Next day, no engineer. The company apologizes and promises to send an engineer the following day. Next day, no engineer. After another few days of this, I'm ready to strangle someone. Then, hallelujah an engineer arrives at 4.30pm on a Friday afternoon. He looks at the fault, shakes his head, sucks his teeth and says: “Sorry luv, I clock off at 5pm so I can't fix i Read more:Porn
Love Jenna 2007-03-08 21:42:00 Chances are if you know nothing about porn stars, you will probably have heard the name Jenna Jameson. She is one of the few girls who has successfully made the jump from adult to the mainstream. Jenna's book spills the beans on how to make love like a porn star. Her latest beau is a famous American sportsman (with very odd shaped head) and they can be found hanging out with A-list celebs at all the right parties. Now there are rumours that Scarlett Johansson will play Jenna in a forthcoming film about her life.So Jenna is a big star and I got the chance to interview her. The first time was about 8 years ago at the porn convention in Las Vegas. In those days Jenna was just an adult performer, working for a company called Wicked Pictures. Even though she hadn't made the leap into mainstream she was still top of her game and her image on a box cover would guarantee sales and lots of them. To be honest, I didn't know what the fuss was about, to me she was just another blonde and not a Read more:Love
The Bottle up the Bum 2007-03-01 01:36:00 Many years ago before hardcore was legalized, I produced a gay porn movie. The talented, young director stumbled across a disused Victorian toilet and we decided it was the perfect location for the bottle scene. The scene involved 2 guys. It would start with a bit of wanking, move on to anal sex and then the grand finale was going to be a bottle butt fuck. So my first job of the day was to find a suitable bottle and the bottle-ee had requested one without a lip. Off I marched to the supermarket and wandered up and down the aisles inspecting every single beer bottle. Believe me, it isn’t that easy to find one without a lip and after 20 minutes of pondering a fresh faced assistant was by my side offering his help. I so desperately wanted to say “I’m shooting a hardcore, gay porn movie in 2 hours. Which bottle would you suggest for some rectal ramming?” Obviously, I didn’t say that but only because the shop assistant looked about 12 years old! After much deliberation I decid
BOOBS 2007-02-21 00:58:00 The other day I had to audition some stars for a production. I enjoy auditioning but it can be quite surreal. You meet, chat about other productions, discuss people in the industry, talk about mutual friends etc. and then they get naked. The funny thing, is that the conversation doesn’t usually change as the clothes come off, so I end up discussing the latest bit of industry gossip while my companion is standing there stark bollock naked. Even if the performer is a big name, I still like to audition him or her, not because I desperately want to see them naked but because it lets me know if they will be any good on set. As I said before, if a bloke can come into my office on a cold, miserable evening, drop his trousers, get a stonking erection and then shoot his load when I say “action,” he will probably be able to perform in any situation. By the way, a note to all the wannabe porn stars out there, you don’t need a big cock to work in porn, you just need an obedient one. Read more:boobs
The Porno Life 2007-02-14 23:12:00 I’ve decided to write this blog to give a bit of insider information about the UK porn industry. I’m a woman who has been working behind the camera in the adult industry for the past 10 years and I’m fed up with all the myths about the industry I love. I’ve been thinking about writing something for a while but what propelled me into action was another late night TV show warning of the perils of porn! At first, I thought the programme was a piss take then I remembered I had received a call from a TV researcher who wanted to know if I could supply him with names of porn addicts or just anybody interested in their 15 minutes of fame. Like most TV researchers who call the office hungry for adult information, I tell them to go and do some bloody research!!!!! Now the airwaves are inundated with TV shows about the adult industry and I have to admit that in my time I have featured on quite a few. All these shows pretend they are going to unearth a new angle / perspective when in
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