Owner: Cali and Elisa URL:http://caliandelisa.com Join Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:53:49 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: Were cali and elisa the teen barely legal fetish princesses who will drain your cock dry
Omg, Cali and Me are Completely Amazon Crazy! 2007-10-16 02:36:58
Hey Sexy Bitches!
We havent written in a long time cuz we have been cathing up on sleep!(its a hard life!) We stayed up all night long for a couple weeks with our favorite caller in the world (Desiree) and we needed to rest up~ we got soo tired. But the good news is, we are rested up now and so ready to play again. We miss our Desiree so much, we want so badly for her to come play with us, but I think she doesnt want to play anymore….but if your reading this princess, we luv you! And this pic is for you, sweetie~
And this is for you Cali, I snapped this one of you this weekend with Trey-dawg! Look at Cali she is slurping it up, werent you, ,baby-girl??? We love that black dick don’t we?
GIVE IT TO CALI SHE LOVES IT!!
Well, Im getting so horny looking at this big cock!!!
LATER SEXY ASS BITCHES
ELISA
Last night…… 2007-10-07 12:07:03 Ok, Cali talks about my patience is like a saint..But don’t let that fool you….Listen “cuz” IM all about the money!! Ill listen to your dumbass talk all night!
So this goes out to my fetish weirdo last night. I wont go into all the fetishes, Cuz trust this- you couldnt handle what I hear on a daily basis!!!! Other than wanting his step daughter all night~ imagining her with his dad, and his mom getting it by his friends…….yes, his friends! It was lets just say an eventful evening..But lets just say this was his lover last night!!! (evil grin) Wow, takes all kinds!
Last night…… 2007-10-07 12:07:03 Ok, Cali talks about my patience is like a saint..But don’t let that fool you….Listen “cuz” IM all about the money!! Ill listen to your dumbass talk all night!
So this goes out to my fetish weirdo last night. I wont go into all the fetishes, Cuz trust this- you couldnt handle what I hear on a daily basis!!!! Other than wanting his step daughter all night~ imagining her with his dad, and his mom getting it by his friends…….yes, his friends! It was lets just say an eventful evening..But lets just say this was his lover last night!!! (evil grin) Wow, takes all kinds!
Do you like to read the truth? 2007-10-07 06:06:34
~Hello this is Cali~
This a blog entry is just a piece of my mind that im going
to go ahead and get out because this is something that me
and elisa say all the time to our caller’s who read our blog
we talk the truth and only the truth and we dont hold nothing
back. Im sure we piss off a lot of people but ask me and elisa
if we give a fuck? wait let me go ahead and think about that
question for a moment NOPE WE DONT GIVE A FUCK.
So im going to just go ahead and explain our blog for a
moment. With us your going not going to get a bunch of
made up shit that goes ON AND ON and bores you to death
after the first two sentences and keeps going on and on and
you thinking just sitting there thinking does this bitch have
no fucking life to write all that much bullshit and is that hot?
your thinking to yourself i could of banged 3 bitches and
she is still wrighting that fucking book of a blog entry lol
but were not going to name names because we see so
many blogs like that with fake ass b
Do you like to read the truth? 2007-10-07 06:06:34
~Hello this is Cali~
This a blog entry is just a piece of my mind that im going
to go ahead and get out because this is something that me
and elisa say all the time to our caller’s who read our blog
we talk the truth and only the truth and we dont hold nothing
back. Im sure we piss off a lot of people but ask me and elisa
if we give a fuck? wait let me go ahead and think about that
question for a moment NOPE WE DONT GIVE A FUCK.
So im going to just go ahead and explain our blog for a
moment. With us your going not going to get a bunch of
made up shit that goes ON AND ON and bores you to death
after the first two sentences and keeps going on and on and
you thinking just sitting there thinking does this bitch have
no fucking life to write all that much bullshit and is that hot?
your thinking to yourself i could of banged 3 bitches and
she is still wrighting that fucking book of a blog entry lol
but were not going to name names because we see so
many blogs like that with fake ass b
You Breath Stinksssss!!!! 2007-10-06 08:42:37 If you want to see something funny, put Britney on Pause and watch this!!!!
You Breath Stinksssss!!!! 2007-10-06 08:42:37 If you want to see something funny, put Britney on Pause and watch this!!!!
Welcome to America!!Kiss my Pretty Ass! 2007-10-06 02:59:21
Ok, this is Elisa, and I gotta talk about some of these skank ass callers. Ok, first we get this self-proclaimed compulsive stroker and he says all he does is hang out in malls and wank off..ROFLMA. WE tell him to send us a pic or hes in for it..WELL FIND ONE! Im sure Cali is on that one. Hes funny. We do love u, your funny!
Then we get my personal favorite! The arab man IN AMERICA WHO DOESNT HAVE A CLUE ABOUT OUR CUSTOMS HERE AND FETISHES AND HOW THEY WORK. This joker says in this iraqi accent, “Dominate me”..well, thinking that he HAS A CLUE~ Cali tells this fuckhead to hit himself in the dick. HE HAS the balls to say, “No, that will hurt” …WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CALLER WANT???? WE CANT DOMINATE YOU IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY DUMBASS! Then this guy starts saying racists slurs about shit we already know- “Oh, American sluts”..yea, yea..We already know that raghead, tell us something we dont know..k??? YOUR CALLING NITEFLIRT…what does he t
We know you want some tits and ass! 2007-10-02 22:00:56
SO DO WE!
So we thought you might want to enjoy some eyecandy. Its soo getting homo in here we forget our pussy loving calles that we adore so much! So, here is to you!!!
HEY DESIREE!! WE GOT OUR IPHONES!! NOW WHAT DO WE DO WITH THEM???? We are so silly and materilistic, we dont even know what to do when we get them!! But we love looking at them..(Little Giggle! Well, let us know when we can be on your “family plan” like your first suggestion!
Weeeee, we luv them our little slut ding-bat!!!!!!
We like that better!!! So, anyway, Eyecandy..here ya go!!!!!
We love our Desiree, we want her slutty, pussy-slingin’, dingy ass to get back and play with us!!
xoxo Elisa xoxoxox
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We know you want some tits and ass! 2007-10-02 22:00:56
SO DO WE!
So we thought you might want to enjoy some eyecandy. Its soo getting homo in here we forget our pussy loving calles that we adore so much! So, here is to you!!!
HEY DESIREE!! WE GOT OUR IPHONES!! NOW WHAT DO WE DO WITH THEM???? We are so silly and materilistic, we dont even know what to do when we get them!! But we love looking at them..(Little Giggle! Well, let us know when we can be on your “family plan” like your first suggestion!
Weeeee, we luv them our little slut ding-bat!!!!!!
We like that better!!! So, anyway, Eyecandy..here ya go!!!!!
We love our Desiree, we want her slutty, pussy-slingin’, dingy ass to get back and play with us!!
xoxo Elisa xoxoxox
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Things, Things, Things……….GIMME MORE!!!! 2007-09-29 22:38:59
Ok, hey ya’ll this is Elisa and Im sure your sick of seeing Jack’s dick and asshole and this is more our style anyway! We are spoiled and lateley our FAVORITE GIRLFRIEND in the whole world is Desiree and she has been SHOWERING us with tons of spending money in amazon!! I wanted to give that ditzty blonde out there a shout and tell her how much we love her!! You may stray baby-girl, but u know who you love!!! ME AND CALI, THATS WHO!!!!!!!!
Things, Things, Things……….GIMME MORE!!!! 2007-09-29 22:38:59
Ok, hey ya’ll this is Elisa and Im sure your sick of seeing Jack’s dick and asshole and this is more our style anyway! We are spoiled and lateley our FAVORITE GIRLFRIEND in the whole world is Desiree and she has been SHOWERING us with tons of spending money in amazon!! I wanted to give that ditzty blonde out there a shout and tell her how much we love her!! You may stray baby-girl, but u know who you love!!! ME AND CALI, THATS WHO!!!!!!!!
ITS TRE-DAWG! 2007-09-29 22:34:38 hey faggot’s this is our boi tre-dawG the one who will shove his big black
cock us your white little asshole bitch!
ITS TRE-DAWG! 2007-09-29 22:34:38 hey faggot’s this is our boi tre-dawG the one who will shove his big black
cock us your white little asshole bitch!
Its desiree 2007-09-29 15:58:46 I LOVE DOGGIES, AND TO DRINK PEE,CUM,SHIT ANYTHING YOU GOT I
WILL DRINK BECAUSE I AM CALI AND ELISA’S CUM SLUT AND THEY NOW
OWN MY ENTIRE LIFE, IM A DUMB BLONDE AND CANT THINK FOR MYSELF
*GIGGLES* UHHH WHAT???? IM SO DUMB I 4GOT WHAT I WAS SAYING HEHEH
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Its desiree 2007-09-29 15:58:46 I LOVE DOGGIES, AND TO DRINK PEE,CUM,SHIT ANYTHING YOU GOT I
WILL DRINK BECAUSE I AM CALI AND ELISA’S CUM SLUT AND THEY NOW
OWN MY ENTIRE LIFE, IM A DUMB BLONDE AND CANT THINK FOR MYSELF
*GIGGLES* UHHH WHAT???? IM SO DUMB I 4GOT WHAT I WAS SAYING HEHEH
221 36th ST
manhattan beach ca 90266
323 899 0180
WE OWN U SLUT JACK!! 2007-09-29 04:07:57 WE OWN YOU SLUT JACK!!!!Jack loves to get extremely fucked up and we make him stick things up his ass/pee hole/eyes/ears/whatever we can think of……Your our little bitch and you love every minute of it!!!!!!
Those Ignore Calls are FUNNY! 2007-09-28 09:42:18
Wow. We get some winners! By the way guys, there is an ignore FEE before we will “preform” for you. We talk about a bunch of stuff-its gold. WE laugh alot. But its worth it. So, if your scared and broke dont call our ignore line. No amatuers, please. God u get on our nerves.
The funny thing is, these little sheepish guys call us , on our ignore line, and just sit there, we tell them to give us our Ingnore Fee and they hang up..FINE! But dont call us back 5,6 x……thats just too weird.
Dont take this wrong, we love to take your money for the time, but god, we are spoiled. You know the deal…DAUYUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! If you dont know the deal, read below..Keep reading, it goes on, on, on..about 4 pages of it. We rock on the phone. So, dont ask for what u dont want or cant handle…feel me????
Im outtttttt…..soccer game.
Elisa
WERE SO SPOILED 2007-09-28 01:58:26
CALLER;
Shhh i sound like a creepy caller in a echoey tunny with woman
screaming really loud nooooo noooooooo stop stop your hurting
me!!!! and sirens going by really loud with gun shots being shot
and woman screaming bloody murder *someone shot my baby*
lmao im serious thats what me and elisa heard really loud on or
ignore call last nite. This dude was in a tunnle watching porn
really loud and jack his cock while on his computer lmao it was
so wierd and then he sent us tributes and told us to go buy him
some crack with it lol and i think he was trippin so bad lol…..
I want to thank desiree for the lovly gifts she bought us look
what she bought us and we wanted to say thank you form
our hart look what we got and were so excited yay yay
this is calis
this is elisa
Thank you desiree
Life of the Spoiled and YES, WE Have no shame……….. 2007-09-26 21:24:29
Yes, We Are, So What, Look at Us…..
ok, Its me Elisa, and Im here to shake it up a little bit. So last couple days we have been passing out here early and havent been getting on, and we have all these messages of people telling us to get back on and naming themself after us, its so funny, we have groupies, now.
Last night was interesting. We were on about a 4 hour call and it was quite interesting. This person had some Very glamourous pics and a very “interesting” life which says alot, because it takes alot to impress me on peoples’ lives. I’ve heard of alot of people’s quirks and such but this one was particularly funny. (pictures will come when amazon presents come) This guy it seems had a little problem making some of his promises come thru, but you can best bet you will see some funny shit if it comes thru tomorrow. LOL….But thanks for the 300.00 tirbute to me !! And Cali thanks you for the Significantly HUGE Tribute she got as well!!! T
CALI IS BACK!!! 2007-09-22 00:47:18 Hello,
Its me cali i no i haven’t bloged in a while i have been sick with the flu
but i have been taking calls lol yeah i have been ok to do calls!! just to
sick to blog Poor elisa has been bloging her fine little ass off and has
been doing a good job keeping all you little sissy entertained so when
you talk to her tell he she has been doing a good job Well now im
Back and my flu is all gone yay! So me and elisa were on all nite last
night because we got this caller named Scot D***** hehe i cant tell you
his last night because he’s married lol yeah your thinking what caller
isn’t yeah but let me tell you about scot, scot was so obsessed with
us last night that me and elisa would talk to him for 5 minutes then
raise our price to $20.00 a minutes and he would call back for about 10
minutes then hang up and 10 minutes later scot would call back lol
and we would raise our price and then he would hang up and he kept
doing it all nite long me and elisa couldn’t eve
CALI IS BACK!!! 2007-09-22 00:47:18 Hello,
Its me cali i no i haven’t bloged in a while i have been sick with the flu
but i have been taking calls lol yeah i have been ok to do calls!! just to
sick to blog Poor elisa has been bloging her fine little ass off and has
been doing a good job keeping all you little sissy entertained so when
you talk to her tell he she has been doing a good job Well now im
Back and my flu is all gone yay! So me and elisa were on all nite last
night because we got this caller named Scot D***** hehe i cant tell you
his last night because he’s married lol yeah your thinking what caller
isn’t yeah but let me tell you about scot, scot was so obsessed with
us last night that me and elisa would talk to him for 5 minutes then
raise our price to $20.00 a minutes and he would call back for about 10
minutes then hang up and 10 minutes later scot would call back lol
and we would raise our price and then he would hang up and he kept
doing it all nite long me and elisa couldn’t eve
For RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRReal do! 2007-09-20 00:32:09
Hey Dogs and bitches
-You know we godda get dem bitches to bleeach der heur! We get ghetto at times, especially when our little sissies start talking that they want big black nigga dick. Oh yea, we start talking about inviting our friends “Trey Dog” , “Q-Lovin” & “Drey” over and they will get their wish. They are favorite “big” friends that we love to get them on the phone and boss those little white sissies bois around. Any yes, I say “big” cuz their dicks are subhuman. Bigger than we have ever seen. Live Porno Show going on in our living room. FOR REAAAAAAAAAAAL doe.
Our friends love to get out their dicks and let us lick and suck them while our little piss pore sissy bois jackoff their little clits just dreaming of big black dick in their mouths. Little are they are EVER going to get, but they can dream. We even get these little queers to say,”Get me pregnant Q-dog, cum all in me with that big 11 inch d
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The Weekend is Over :( 2007-09-16 23:12:11
Like Cali said, it was a fun night, fun weekend for us!! Lets just say it was really good for Dallas (won in Miami!) and Patriots, Browns. Congrads! Yea, I like football, and so does my boyfriend, so I have to watch it! Its not that bad! Me and Cali like to retreat to our bedroom……we love to get down and dirty! Even more so when we get cheered on!
Yes, it wasnt too much fun for poor, poor OJ SIMPON! HA HA HA!Why is the world so unfair? This man has been in trouble 11x since he was ”aquitted” (mind you, not found “not quilty”). But this guy Finailly saw the blind hand of JUSTICE TODAY! Im oh so glad this man finially got officially arrested today. Looks like his royalty days are dwendeling and you wont be getting away with *murder* anymore(or double homocide in his case). ahhh Karma, its a good thing. ha ha ha! He might want to keep his name ”the Juice” in prison..Ha ha! Na, lets call him “JUICY”!!!!
The Weekend is Over :( 2007-09-16 23:12:11
Like Cali said, it was a fun night, fun weekend for us!! Lets just say it was really good for Dallas (won in Miami!) and Patriots, Browns. Congrads! Yea, I like football, and so does my boyfriend, so I have to watch it! Its not that bad! Me and Cali like to retreat to our bedroom……we love to get down and dirty! Even more so when we get cheered on!
Yes, it wasnt too much fun for poor, poor OJ SIMPON! HA HA HA!Why is the world so unfair? This man has been in trouble 11x since he was ”aquitted” (mind you, not found “not quilty”). But this guy Finailly saw the blind hand of JUSTICE TODAY! Im oh so glad this man finially got officially arrested today. Looks like his royalty days are dwendeling and you wont be getting away with *murder* anymore(or double homocide in his case). ahhh Karma, its a good thing. ha ha ha! He might want to keep his name ”the Juice” in prison..Ha ha! Na, lets call him “JUICY”!!!!
HYNO DUDE! 2007-09-16 21:44:04
Hypno caller,
Well this guy calls us and really quiet and didn’t say much
except huhs,yeahs,uh huhs, so i say your going to have to
start talking if you want to turn us on lol. so then he goes
have you ever been hypnotized? we say no so then he tells
us to lay down and close our eyes and think of the beachSo we did and nothing happened we layed there for like 10
minutes and wasn’t feeling anything at all lol and hes still
talking and talking telling were simming throught th ocean
lol so elisa stats tickeling me and i start laughing and he
gets all mad and yells lay the fuck down and think of the
godamn ocean lmao we start laughing so hard and he starts saying sleep sleep when you hear the sound of my voice you
will be alseep lol we were wide awake painting our toe nails
while he kept going on and on about the deep ocean so me
and elisa put the phone down and went sailing while he was
talking. so about 2 hours later we came back and he was
still talking. So i say elisa lets
HYNO DUDE! 2007-09-16 21:44:04
Hypno caller,
Well this guy calls us and really quiet and didn’t say much
except huhs,yeahs,uh huhs, so i say your going to have to
start talking if you want to turn us on lol. so then he goes
have you ever been hypnotized? we say no so then he tells
us to lay down and close our eyes and think of the beachSo we did and nothing happened we layed there for like 10
minutes and wasn’t feeling anything at all lol and hes still
talking and talking telling were simming throught th ocean
lol so elisa stats tickeling me and i start laughing and he
gets all mad and yells lay the fuck down and think of the
godamn ocean lmao we start laughing so hard and he starts saying sleep sleep when you hear the sound of my voice you
will be alseep lol we were wide awake painting our toe nails
while he kept going on and on about the deep ocean so me
and elisa put the phone down and went sailing while he was
talking. so about 2 hours later we came back and he was
still talking. So i say elisa lets
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