Owner: Cali and Elisa URL:http://caliandelisa.com Join Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:53:49 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: Were cali and elisa the teen barely legal fetish princesses who will drain your cock dry
Uh oh…Brit’s a Little buzzed, ya think ya’ll? 2007-09-13 21:21:50
Watch Out Fergie!
Like my Halloween Costume?
So, we are all excited now we have this badass index page and yes, its funded by YOUR graciousness! Thank You silly pervs for all the calls. We love you, keep it coming, baby!
Cali has been kinda busy lately but we gotta call yesterday that cracked me up. He was another “mall dweller” probably calling from his car. He says he goes to malls and stares at girls. WE pictured this guy with tons of shit in his car with candy wrappers about to blanket over this guy. He’s sitting there, high on Pepsi and Starburst candies acting like a goofball getting hardons watching little teen girls go in and out of the mall in their cute outfits. Oh Gawd. (this pic is coming) and is tooo funny!
Im out beeotches!
By the way, is it me..Or is Britney Just plain drunk off her ass? Someone please stop feeding her xanax!
Uh oh…Brit’s a Little buzzed, ya think ya’ll? 2007-09-13 21:21:50
Watch Out Fergie!
Like my Halloween Costume?
So, we are all excited now we have this badass index page and yes, its funded by YOUR graciousness! Thank You silly pervs for all the calls. We love you, keep it coming, baby!
Cali has been kinda busy lately but we gotta call yesterday that cracked me up. He was another “mall dweller” probably calling from his car. He says he goes to malls and stares at girls. WE pictured this guy with tons of shit in his car with candy wrappers about to blanket over this guy. He’s sitting there, high on Pepsi and Starburst candies acting like a goofball getting hardons watching little teen girls go in and out of the mall in their cute outfits. Oh Gawd. (this pic is coming) and is tooo funny!
Im out beeotches!
By the way, is it me..Or is Britney Just plain drunk off her ass? Someone please stop feeding her xanax!
New Cars, Toilet Boy…….. 2007-09-12 00:11:35
Well, you know we are sizing up what we want to get for Christmas and its looking pretty sweet for us right now. With all our little sluts and pervs, how could we now have them by Xmas. Cali and I have been slacking off lately cuz we had a fancy disclosure page made since we show a little more than “rated G” things on here, and as you all SHOULD know, this blog is not for the little ones. So please be good parents and dont let your kids log onto us if you DONT WANT THEM READING ABOUT OUR NASTY CALLS! GET IT? GOT IT ? GOOD! So, now that we can do, talk, show whatever the fuck we want, we are straight. All I gotta say is COOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!! We are getting big now, and I guess we have to get with the program, next you’ll be seeing a a fancier blog. ha ha. Well, Cali and I have this little bet going and we are saving our big money for big thi
New Cars, Toilet Boy…….. 2007-09-12 00:11:35
Well, you know we are sizing up what we want to get for Christmas and its looking pretty sweet for us right now. With all our little sluts and pervs, how could we now have them by Xmas. Cali and I have been slacking off lately cuz we had a fancy disclosure page made since we show a little more than “rated G” things on here, and as you all SHOULD know, this blog is not for the little ones. So please be good parents and dont let your kids log onto us if you DONT WANT THEM READING ABOUT OUR NASTY CALLS! GET IT? GOT IT ? GOOD! So, now that we can do, talk, show whatever the fuck we want, we are straight. All I gotta say is COOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!! We are getting big now, and I guess we have to get with the program, next you’ll be seeing a a fancier blog. ha ha. Well, Cali and I have this little bet going and we are saving our big money for big thi
Sex Offended 2007-09-06 16:20:09
Hello CALLER’S
::EMAIL::
We got this email from this guy and though he was cute and kinda
reminded me of monica lewinski (lol) aww he’s cute look at him strut
his school girl skirt on cam! He looks better then alot of NF girls heheh
and he is definitely blog worthey YOU GO GURRLL!!!
::CALLER::
Ok let me explain this one to you this guy calls us up and says im a
LOSER! were like ok so i call him a loser bitch lol and he says NO let
me explain to you girls why im a loser! Ok so we listen so he tells us
“Im a loser because i jack off in library sometimes up to 5 hours and
i have been arrested 5 times (lmao) and now im a registered sex offeder
and i have to take a shot that wont allow me to get hard at all. lol so
me and elisa look him up in his state and BAM there he his a mig ol
mugshot for us to blog anyways back to him hes really a nice guy
He just wants to talk about how humiliated it was when he go caught
in the library rubbing on his pecker for 5 hours lmao i
Sex Offended 2007-09-06 16:20:09
Hello CALLER’S
::EMAIL::
We got this email from this guy and though he was cute and kinda
reminded me of monica lewinski (lol) aww he’s cute look at him strut
his school girl skirt on cam! He looks better then alot of NF girls heheh
and he is definitely blog worthey YOU GO GURRLL!!!
::CALLER::
Ok let me explain this one to you this guy calls us up and says im a
LOSER! were like ok so i call him a loser bitch lol and he says NO let
me explain to you girls why im a loser! Ok so we listen so he tells us
“Im a loser because i jack off in library sometimes up to 5 hours and
i have been arrested 5 times (lmao) and now im a registered sex offeder
and i have to take a shot that wont allow me to get hard at all. lol so
me and elisa look him up in his state and BAM there he his a mig ol
mugshot for us to blog anyways back to him hes really a nice guy
He just wants to talk about how humiliated it was when he go caught
in the library rubbing on his pecker for 5 hours lmao i
Coming to a Mall near you! PERV ALERT! 2007-09-06 02:30:04
Ok, if there is weird mother-fuckers in this world they like us. They call us and each and every one has got some fucked up perv shit about them. This guy calls us and says, “I go to malls and look at girls and wack off nonstop, My goal in life is to go to THE MALL OF AMERICA IN MINN.” Now you got to ask yourself, can this really be a guy’s main purpose. WTF?
This sick bastard starts to tell us he loves to watch them go back and forth to the malls and watch what they are wearing. Fuck This World Is Getting Kinky as Shit! But we like we like it. We are all about the Green anyway-so it’s all good. Jackit in the car, we dont care, playa, we re all for it. Knock yourself out, right.
But then it got worse. Animal Lector, or Buffalo Bill calls us and I swear this guy is sitting in a dungeon with candles waiting for a victim to come in there to hand her water in a well or some shit. Meanwhile, he’s calling us and we are not believing our ears. Hes a tr
Coming to a Mall near you! PERV ALERT! 2007-09-06 02:30:04
Ok, if there is weird mother-fuckers in this world they like us. They call us and each and every one has got some fucked up perv shit about them. This guy calls us and says, “I go to malls and look at girls and wack off nonstop, My goal in life is to go to THE MALL OF AMERICA IN MINN.” Now you got to ask yourself, can this really be a guy’s main purpose. WTF?
This sick bastard starts to tell us he loves to watch them go back and forth to the malls and watch what they are wearing. Fuck This World Is Getting Kinky as Shit! But we like we like it. We are all about the Green anyway-so it’s all good. Jackit in the car, we dont care, playa, we re all for it. Knock yourself out, right.
But then it got worse. Animal Lector, or Buffalo Bill calls us and I swear this guy is sitting in a dungeon with candles waiting for a victim to come in there to hand her water in a well or some shit. Meanwhile, he’s calling us and we are not believing our ears. Hes a tr
Who’s fat now bitch? 2007-09-05 12:59:15
Let me tell you about this caller he calls us up and says i want to speak
with the fat girl LoL and were like ok we cant help you here because elisa
nor i are fat. So he says im a nice looking big guy and he send us his pic
and keeps saying i want to talk to the fat girl and gets all rude as hell and
So i log in and check out his pic and the only thing that comes out of my
mouth is *YOU FAT MOTHER FUCKER* infact dude your more then fat your
obese lol so before you think about calling us and asking to speak to the
fat girl your fat bed riddin ass need to find a mirror withen arms reach and
take a long look in it! Lol because i think you lost your quesadilla in one of
your rolls lol Ewwww not to mention you havent seen your small dick in god
knows how long lol. WOO WOO wait a minute why the fuck are you even
calling us? how the hell do you even reach your dick lmao?? Oh god i just
got a visual of you reaching for life trying to rub the head lmao and puting
your legs up
Who’s fat now bitch? 2007-09-05 12:59:15
Let me tell you about this caller he calls us up and says i want to speak
with the fat girl LoL and were like ok we cant help you here because elisa
nor i are fat. So he says im a nice looking big guy and he send us his pic
and keeps saying i want to talk to the fat girl and gets all rude as hell and
So i log in and check out his pic and the only thing that comes out of my
mouth is *YOU FAT MOTHER FUCKER* infact dude your more then fat your
obese lol so before you think about calling us and asking to speak to the
fat girl your fat bed riddin ass need to find a mirror withen arms reach and
take a long look in it! Lol because i think you lost your quesadilla in one of
your rolls lol Ewwww not to mention you havent seen your small dick in god
knows how long lol. WOO WOO wait a minute why the fuck are you even
calling us? how the hell do you even reach your dick lmao?? Oh god i just
got a visual of you reaching for life trying to rub the head lmao and puting
your legs up
hey playaaaaaaaaaas! 2007-09-04 04:15:07
Hey sissies. You know I have a lot of love for you, but I put that song on cuz it sooo what we are thinking when we get down and dirty on the phone. We love getting freaky and you can best bet you wont regret we will know how to freaky..There is nothing like two blondes……..
and besides…we already know this about us!We love the attention. We are now getting of 2k hits a day..AND GET THIS. WE SPEND ZERO ON ADVERSTISING. SOMETHING TELLS US YOU LIKE US. AND FRANKLY, WE DONT BLAME U!!
God im horny. We missed alot of calls tonight, we fucked off alot, too bad, I really wanted to cum bad. Guess Ill head off to Cali’s room. She is SOOO FUCKEN HOT, TAN AND PASSED OUT…MMMMMMM!!yum!
hey playaaaaaaaaaas! 2007-09-04 04:15:07
Hey sissies. You know I have a lot of love for you, but I put that song on cuz it sooo what we are thinking when we get down and dirty on the phone. We love getting freaky and you can best bet you wont regret we will know how to freaky..There is nothing like two blondes……..
and besides…we already know this about us!We love the attention. We are now getting of 2k hits a day..AND GET THIS. WE SPEND ZERO ON ADVERSTISING. SOMETHING TELLS US YOU LIKE US. AND FRANKLY, WE DONT BLAME U!!
God im horny. We missed alot of calls tonight, we fucked off alot, too bad, I really wanted to cum bad. Guess Ill head off to Cali’s room. She is SOOO FUCKEN HOT, TAN AND PASSED OUT…MMMMMMM!!yum!
Huffing, Roommates, guys wanting to marry me..NOT! 2007-09-02 22:04:06
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUN!Talkin 2 a Hufferrr. ohyea!
Elisa’s Turn
ok. We get this caller and he says he wants to be and I’ll quote “humilate me while I sniff my video cartiledge cleaner” we are like “what in the fuck” Hes like….you know “huffing” or “sniffin’ paint”. We started busted out laughing. SOOOO bad. He hung up. This is our version of him.So fucken funny.
Then we get this caller who says hes a roommate of some sort so, that gets me going…..I want him to start saying imbarrassing stuff like:I start saying repeat this REAL LOUD~”That damn Viagra”, “Take off your fucken panties Bitch” “Damn those roaches” “Fuck the police” “Ok, Im a pillow humper”..”Take that tampon out first” etc……..This guy would not budge.This how we invision him………..
He had to be so quiet..He WAS HUNTIN’ WAPPIT
Huffing, Roommates, guys wanting to marry me..NOT! 2007-09-02 22:04:06
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUN!Talkin 2 a Hufferrr. ohyea!
Elisa’s Turn
ok. We get this caller and he says he wants to be and I’ll quote “humilate me while I sniff my video cartiledge cleaner” we are like “what in the fuck” Hes like….you know “huffing” or “sniffin’ paint”. We started busted out laughing. SOOOO bad. He hung up. This is our version of him.So fucken funny.
Then we get this caller who says hes a roommate of some sort so, that gets me going…..I want him to start saying imbarrassing stuff like:I start saying repeat this REAL LOUD~”That damn Viagra”, “Take off your fucken panties Bitch” “Damn those roaches” “Fuck the police” “Ok, Im a pillow humper”..”Take that tampon out first” etc……..This guy would not budge.This how we invision him………..
He had to be so quiet..He WAS HUNTIN’ WAPPIT
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