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NOVA OR McGIVER WHICH 1 WOULD U FUCK?? 2008-04-08 22:59:23
Hello to all our lil fans
Let me start off by talking about our cheap imitation competition
who has the nerve to charge more then us! They cant even get a
call to save there lives and the must be spending a killing in featuring
lol bitches what you spend on featuring we double that in one night!
and they cant even pay anyone to call them lmao that’s them above
NOVA AND MCGIVER
You just don’t know what your going up against me cali and elisa
are the best :)~
Some bitches will stomp all over you after what you taught them
but its like that saying goes “what goes around comes around and
karma is a bitch” You know who you are and you will be exposed
where you don’t want to be where everyone thinks your so innocent
they will know the “true artist!”……………….
Ok let me tell you about mah boi down below who thinks he’s hot
as shit!! UMMMMMMMMMM REALITY CHECK! BITCH YOUR ASS
IS FUGGGGGLLLLY! I dont know
Jack is At It Again! 2008-04-04 00:55:24 WE had so much fun with our Jack again!
I guess the NF girls had been pimpin him out so bad that by
the time we got to him he was pumped up you can say ! (wink!)
He bounded his balls for us and and sticking rods in his pee hole. Hes Hilarious!
well, Look what kind of party we had., YOUR GORGEOUS JACK! WE LOVE PLAYING WITH
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Want to take this off??
Cali and Elisa are Back 2008-04-03 02:44:22
ok so now that I got your attention!
Ok, so we back, Christmas, Birthdays, Valentines Day and Spring Break has came and gone and we have gotten all that out of the way so its crunch time now Faggots! We love fucken up our little sissies, so if any of you want to lick our boots, suck our toes or lick our asses we are all ready for your tounges to start licking!
Cali and I got a call from this little sweet guy John today and ass “hard” as we are we just couldnt really be mean to him. I really did come on Cali and and I do think she came on my face. It sure tasted good. We were fucking each other till we squirted all over, it was fun! We like calls like that, its a bit refreshing from fucking up our little faggots all day. We actually Really do love SEX!!!!!!!!!!!! And love it alot! Well, Later Bitches, Call us, we love to play!!!!!!!!!!!
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Were the best 2008-02-05 03:34:30 sissy maidAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Hello world
Well we changed our listing as you can tell i guess we got board
with the old one and needed a change. We now have a sissy of
the month named monique and isn’t she adorable? Were going to
need a sissy of the month for march and the 1st sissy to send us
a picture if them holding a sign saying cali and elisas sissy of the
Month will be our march sissy or cock love which ever. Make sure
you send all pics to cali18loves2play@yahooo.com Me and elisa
took some time off of calls to have some fun and now we are back
and rockin better then ever. We see all these little cheap ass
wannabe’s trying to be like cali and elisa PSSSSHHHHHHHH
bitch please! Me and elisa are the real deal will crush you BIOTCH
I know how you like how we discuss or callers but since we been
on we have had so many ill name a few. We had one who is suppose
to send some pics in so he can be on our blog were still waiting on
him. Oh then there was the sissy who
LOOK AT ELISA DAD ! 2007-12-14 20:55:31
So elisa you think you got info on my dad huh?
well guess what gurl i sat up all night going through
the net looking your father up and look what i found
lol at least my dads not the local mall santa LMAO
OMG if they only knew lol. I wonder if your mom
knows about this one? I bet she dont and neither
did you! So what that i had sex with him and it
as good as hell too! maybe that’s why hes
sexual predator because your mom wont give
it up! and on the party we couldn’t find YOUR
mom until we went out side and she was all
passed out on out picnic table in her thong
all drunk and passed out! you you didn’t write
about that one i noticed! So hows he feel to
have your family photos blasted on the blog
huh? AHHHHHHH? So you see elisa family
isnt all that like she claims. Her MOM is
always getting drunk and taking her clothes
Off all over town. HAHAH so everyone knows
elisa family so This is her dirty laundry and
you guys just stay tuned for more of the holiday
family battl
Holidays-Robbing Elisa’s Family’s Closet!!!! 2007-12-13 01:02:50
Well, if your reading our blog you know about the “guru” who got Elisa to admit she is/was screwing my dad. Thats really great. Well, I was calling her a a father fucker for a while now, but I kinda got over it. I mean, my mom and dad are divorced and he is kinda hot-so my friends think. So, its water under the bridge on that one. But you want to hear or see some funny stuff?
Elisa invited me over for a Christmas party and it was a great party. It was kind of an “open bar” party and I got kinda buzzed. We had fun! Everyone was real friendly, beer was flowing!!!
Hell, Even Santa Was drunk!!!
So, the night got long, and I wanted to sleep there, so I passed out in one of the bedrooms.
They assigned me to a room in one of the bedrooms that is empty and I just kind of crashed early. I started looking around and there was a box labeled “Robert’s”. Well, as far as I know, Robert is Elisa’s Dad. Well I opened the box up and and talk about so
Dear MR. Hypno GURU! 2007-12-08 11:37:19
Good morning,
Its like 9am here and i just woke up like 30
minutes ago and Elisa was giving me the evil
eye! I was dayum gurl what’s your problem she
just yelled at me saying (WHY DID FUCK MY DAD)
i was like what are you talking about? She
said that damn hypno guru told her!
Let me tell you about our hypnoses guru he calls
us up and puts us under hypnoses and we get to
as any questions we want and do sexual things
to each other but the bad part is he lets us
ask these questions we really don’t need to
know because then we just get into pretty big
fights LOL but it does feel good sexually….
Dear hypos GURU
Do you have any idea what kinda shit you
started in our house?? Now elisas calling me
a father fucker and she wont talk to me. She
took me in the front yard and tried to beat
my ass with her friends. I blame this all on
you hypno guru! You said she would forget
OH HELL NO! she didn’t forget. You better fix
this one quick GURU.
Me and her have a trip to new Y
Dear MR. Hypno GURU! 2007-12-08 11:37:19
Good morning,
Its like 9am here and i just woke up like 30
minutes ago and Elisa was giving me the evil
eye! I was dayum gurl what’s your problem she
just yelled at me saying (WHY DID FUCK MY DAD)
i was like what are you talking about? She
said that damn hypno guru told her!
Let me tell you about our hypnoses guru he calls
us up and puts us under hypnoses and we get to
as any questions we want and do sexual things
to each other but the bad part is he lets us
ask these questions we really don’t need to
know because then we just get into pretty big
fights LOL but it does feel good sexually….
Dear hypos GURU
Do you have any idea what kinda shit you
started in our house?? Now elisas calling me
a father fucker and she wont talk to me. She
took me in the front yard and tried to beat
my ass with her friends. I blame this all on
you hypno guru! You said she would forget
OH HELL NO! she didn’t forget. You better fix
this one quick GURU.
Me and her have a trip to new Y
Get ready?? 2007-12-06 05:29:09 Hey whats up its me cali here,
and im just chillin out with elisa and were
taking some hot calls hehe. Lets see since i
havent blogged we have got alot of wild calls
and hey guess what our silent hevy breather called
us yesterday lmao he called us and was breating so
hard into the phone. Me and elisa just busted out
laughing of course …. ahhhhh ahhhhh?
We are getting ready for our trip to new york and
were so excited me and elisa just went to the mall
this week and bought so hot ass outfits and when i
was at mall i was looking around in the parking lot
for our caller the “mall preditor” and i didnt see
him too bad
We are on the phone with this caller and elisa is
getting this guy to say * I love clown dick-bum dick
-border jumper dick lmao and hes saying it all back
to her lmao. I guess you can say we love being goofy
and making our own selfs laugh.
Guys christmas is right around the corner so get
your wallets open its spending time!!!!
Get ready?? 2007-12-06 05:29:09 Hey whats up its me cali here,
and im just chillin out with elisa and were
taking some hot calls hehe. Lets see since i
havent blogged we have got alot of wild calls
and hey guess what our silent hevy breather called
us yesterday lmao he called us and was breating so
hard into the phone. Me and elisa just busted out
laughing of course …. ahhhhh ahhhhh?
We are getting ready for our trip to new york and
were so excited me and elisa just went to the mall
this week and bought so hot ass outfits and when i
was at mall i was looking around in the parking lot
for our caller the “mall preditor” and i didnt see
him too bad
We are on the phone with this caller and elisa is
getting this guy to say * I love clown dick-bum dick
-border jumper dick lmao and hes saying it all back
to her lmao. I guess you can say we love being goofy
and making our own selfs laugh.
Guys christmas is right around the corner so get
your wallets open its spending time!!!!
Brrrrrrrrrrrrr…Its cold 2007-11-27 23:51:12
I do believe that says it all. Its been fun with you guys. We had a great Thanksgiving but missed our little sissies big time! We especially missed our little black dick fantasy callers. Which brings me to some picutres that have been sent to use. Check these out!
These cocks are amazing..Can you imagine fucking these guys!! OMG! Wow, Im up for the challenge.LOL….Not Cali though! She doesnt do them that big!!!!!! By the way this is a pic of a friends of ours. Gotta love this ass!!!! Thank god for drunk friends. We actually just love her ass!!!!!Crawl to us girl…we luv it. LOL
We got some great pictures of my new friend. We call him Justin Timberlake on “crack”……
He’s hilarious. Well that is all for now little loosers! Later- Elisa
WE BANKKKKKKED!!!!!!!!!!! 2007-11-15 01:31:10
WEll, its been about 10 or so days since Cali and I have gotten to be spoiled and we were getting kinda bummed out. but tonight was our LUCKY NIGHT!!!! Tonight we met JOHN!
We had so much fun with our new daddy John last night! John is the BOMB from Jersey! We loved your accent last night and wow did you ever spoil us rotten. We completely got wet everytime you put in a hundred! All 5 times, (little giggle!) DADDY-JOHN IS THE BEST! That was fun! I liked it best when you played puppy dog and walked yourself around the house and rolled over and over for us! Very obedient! Barking and howling was cute! But the best was when you went to the bathroom and lifted your leg next to the toilet! Im not sure if it was funnier when you flushed the toilet with your head in it or just talked to us with your head in it. All in all, you were a good little puppy-doy! Good Boy!
Isnt he cute? Hes our own personal Sean Connelly. One thing for sure, he is NOT A GROSS STINGY -CHEAP ASS! (Unlike some pe
WE BANKKKKKKED!!!!!!!!!!! 2007-11-15 01:31:10
WEll, its been about 10 or so days since Cali and I have gotten to be spoiled and we were getting kinda bummed out. but tonight was our LUCKY NIGHT!!!! Tonight we met JOHN!
We had so much fun with our new daddy John last night! John is the BOMB from Jersey! We loved your accent last night and wow did you ever spoil us rotten. We completely got wet everytime you put in a hundred! All 5 times, (little giggle!) DADDY-JOHN IS THE BEST! That was fun! I liked it best when you played puppy dog and walked yourself around the house and rolled over and over for us! Very obedient! Barking and howling was cute! But the best was when you went to the bathroom and lifted your leg next to the toilet! Im not sure if it was funnier when you flushed the toilet with your head in it or just talked to us with your head in it. All in all, you were a good little puppy-doy! Good Boy!
Isnt he cute? Hes our own personal Sean Connelly. One thing for sure, he is NOT A GROSS STINGY -CHEAP ASS! (Unlike some pe
Elisa in Da House! 2007-11-14 11:18:21
Hey world. Ya, we havent been taking calls as much lately, we have been so busy trying to keep up with school and everything. But rest assured, we will be on and off a bunch this month. We hope we get to talk to each and everyone of you that want to get cuckholded , fucked over, humilated, physically or mentally drained, tricked, whatever your desire is.
And for the callers that want us to get into your account. Sorry, we dont feel comfortable doing this ~ ok?
Cali and I got this caller last night that was another night stalker. He calls us and refuses to say anything. Its too funny so we start getting into it. Its funny when its just us on the phone talking to each other. And they are paying for it? Hmmmm..ok..What a weirdo! But dont get me wrong, we love it, it makes our job alot easier!!!
We love our naughty calls we get when we get to be with each other. Those are lots of fun. Cali and I are getting kinda cold this time of the year so its fun to cuddle with each other and get pa
Elisa in Da House! 2007-11-14 11:18:21
Hey world. Ya, we havent been taking calls as much lately, we have been so busy trying to keep up with school and everything. But rest assured, we will be on and off a bunch this month. We hope we get to talk to each and everyone of you that want to get cuckholded , fucked over, humilated, physically or mentally drained, tricked, whatever your desire is.
And for the callers that want us to get into your account. Sorry, we dont feel comfortable doing this ~ ok?
Cali and I got this caller last night that was another night stalker. He calls us and refuses to say anything. Its too funny so we start getting into it. Its funny when its just us on the phone talking to each other. And they are paying for it? Hmmmm..ok..What a weirdo! But dont get me wrong, we love it, it makes our job alot easier!!!
We love our naughty calls we get when we get to be with each other. Those are lots of fun. Cali and I are getting kinda cold this time of the year so its fun to cuddle with each other and get pa
Twice the Domination, Twice the Fun! 2007-11-10 00:33:50
Do You Like To Be Dominated? We love to Dominate!
Ok, well, it seems like our callers have done some switchin on us and we are getting so many Cock and Ball Torture that we literallly laugh so hard we sometimes tinkle in our panties! LOL.
Anyway, this one guy of many calls us this week and we got him tape. I wont ruin it for you here, but trust me this guy was in some serious pain! HE loved it too. He did everything from ripping ball hair out, smashing his dick and balls in drawers, to litterally smashing his head of his cock with a hammer. Im not kidding, I told him to play chicken with a knife and a cutting board with his dick as the meat, goin intside and out, and the FOOL DID!!! ROFLMA…Omg. I think he lost as this game, cuz we heard him screaming!!! (Listen)
Were going to new YORK!!! 2007-11-08 14:50:18
Hello its me cali,
Well i guess you can say me and elisa have had
an awesome year and no one can even come close
to the fun we have had and the trips men have
paid for and the cars men have bought us
and your prolly thinking well she’s just bragging
well in fact i am because when you have had as
much fun as were have then so would you. This week
we got a new sugar daddy who owns a huge advertising
company and California and we want to thank him for
all the gifts he has bought us and the way he makes
us feel like the princesses we are. Me and elisa
can appreciate a good man that loves to spend
money on us. Ok well elisa just bought a PHAT
ass car and i just got money the other day and
its so nice too and guess what me and elisa are
packing it up and heading to the BIG APPLE this
Xmas OMG i cant fucking wait YAY!!! Our new
sugar daddy just bought us 2 round trip tickets
to NEW YORK and a 7 nite stay at a hotel
Thank you thank you me her are so excited
we cant wait. Imagine me
Were going to new YORK!!! 2007-11-08 14:50:18
Hello its me cali,
Well i guess you can say me and elisa have had
an awesome year and no one can even come close
to the fun we have had and the trips men have
paid for and the cars men have bought us
and your prolly thinking well she’s just bragging
well in fact i am because when you have had as
much fun as were have then so would you. This week
we got a new sugar daddy who owns a huge advertising
company and California and we want to thank him for
all the gifts he has bought us and the way he makes
us feel like the princesses we are. Me and elisa
can appreciate a good man that loves to spend
money on us. Ok well elisa just bought a PHAT
ass car and i just got money the other day and
its so nice too and guess what me and elisa are
packing it up and heading to the BIG APPLE this
Xmas OMG i cant fucking wait YAY!!! Our new
sugar daddy just bought us 2 round trip tickets
to NEW YORK and a 7 nite stay at a hotel
Thank you thank you me her are so excited
we cant wait. Imagine me
Did you have an Awesome Halloween? We did!!!! 2007-11-01 08:43:45
CAN YOU BELIVE WE WENT FROM THIS:
TO THIS!
Well, its been a few years since we went all out and dressed this sexy;However, this year we went all out! This is what we wore for Halloween and even though these arent our pics, these are our outfits. We ordered them from these pictures. We were the SEXIEST GYPSY AND SCHOOLGIRL YOU CAN DREAM UP!!!!
So, you can only guess how much “fun” we had teasing all the guys (and girls! wink!)
Well, as you can imagine, We hit a few parties and at some some point me and Cali split up. I wanted to show you the “next to best thing” I could to what I wore. You can say all eyes were on me. It was fun! I had my little finger charms or whatever they are called and I was shakin my money maker last night! It was fun.
Well, Its going to be a prosporous Christmas thank god for our little slut-fairy Desiree. ITs like Christmas everyday. Yesterday I got 2 bags of Tommy Hilfiger towels, 2 new dvd players-now I hav
Did you have an Awesome Halloween? We did!!!! 2007-11-01 08:43:45
CAN YOU BELIVE WE WENT FROM THIS:
TO THIS!
Well, its been a few years since we went all out and dressed this sexy;However, this year we went all out! This is what we wore for Halloween and even though these arent our pics, these are our outfits. We ordered them from these pictures. We were the SEXIEST GYPSY AND SCHOOLGIRL YOU CAN DREAM UP!!!!
So, you can only guess how much “fun” we had teasing all the guys (and girls! wink!)
Well, as you can imagine, We hit a few parties and at some some point me and Cali split up. I wanted to show you the “next to best thing” I could to what I wore. You can say all eyes were on me. It was fun! I had my little finger charms or whatever they are called and I was shakin my money maker last night! It was fun.
Well, Its going to be a prosporous Christmas thank god for our little slut-fairy Desiree. ITs like Christmas everyday. Yesterday I got 2 bags of Tommy Hilfiger towels, 2 new dvd players-now I hav
Tailor made or Buddah?? 2007-10-30 02:57:11
Hey guys whats up its me cali here long time
no write. Well im here and im bloging i got
a few things to get off my sexy ass chest.
what the fuck is up with these other cheap
ass imitation girls on niteflirt trying to belike us! BITCHES YOU’LL NEVER EVER
BE US!!! get that through your skank ass
heads its kinda like my boy kayne west
says “N- n- now th- that don’t kill me
Can only make me stronger” Me and elisa
have been through some shit that youCouldn’t handle so me and elisa will just
sit back and watch you all fold. Ok well
me and elisa are like huge fans of “I love
new york” an elisa loves buddah and he
is fiiiinnneee but i have a thing for tailor
made because there is just somthing aboutHim that drives me crazy because there
is just somthing about him i dont no what
it is.
Ok let me explain this caller to you lmao
this guy is like really into pain. So he calls
us and tells us to torture him. So i make him
cut his cock and elisa makes him
Tailor made or Buddah?? 2007-10-30 02:57:11
Hey guys whats up its me cali here long time
no write. Well im here and im bloging i got
a few things to get off my sexy ass chest.
what the fuck is up with these other cheap
ass imitation girls on niteflirt trying to belike us! BITCHES YOU’LL NEVER EVER
BE US!!! get that through your skank ass
heads its kinda like my boy kayne west
says “N- n- now th- that don’t kill me
Can only make me stronger” Me and elisa
have been through some shit that youCouldn’t handle so me and elisa will just
sit back and watch you all fold. Ok well
me and elisa are like huge fans of “I love
new york” an elisa loves buddah and he
is fiiiinnneee but i have a thing for tailor
made because there is just somthing aboutHim that drives me crazy because there
is just somthing about him i dont no what
it is.
Ok let me explain this caller to you lmao
this guy is like really into pain. So he calls
us and tells us to torture him. So i make him
cut his cock and elisa makes him
GOD I LOVE GOVIDA!!!!!!!!! 2007-10-25 15:47:33 THE
GODIVA
CAME AND
YES
WE ARE SOOOO
FUCKEN
SPOILED!!!
WHY CANT ALL OUR CALLERS
SPOIL US???
HMMMMM….
WE MISS YOU MiSS BRITNEY!!!!
and guess who got her CAR????
ELISA GOT HER CAR!!!! IM SOOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR TURN CALI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elisa
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GOD I LOVE GOVIDA!!!!!!!!! 2007-10-25 15:47:33 THE
GODIVA
CAME AND
YES
WE ARE SOOOO
FUCKEN
SPOILED!!!
WHY CANT ALL OUR CALLERS
SPOIL US???
HMMMMM….
WE MISS YOU MiSS BRITNEY!!!!
and guess who got her CAR????
ELISA GOT HER CAR!!!! IM SOOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR TURN CALI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elisa
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So you want to meet Trey-dawg!! Surfer Boi and all of em…… 2007-10-23 03:27:16
So, we had this Surfer boy telling us he wanted to stroke his big cock and all and this whole time he was wanting to suck dick! AHAHAHHAHA…I knew this was coming. So, we started telling the faggot to stroke his little cock and get on his bitch knees, etc…etc… ect..Never fails. .SISSIES DICK SUCKERS ALL OVER. AND CALI AND I SWEAR TO GOT THAT ONE IN 4 SUCK COCK! ITS PATHETIC. DONT GET ME WRONG, WE LOVE IT! WE TEASING OUR little worthless sissies !!HES DREAM
Speaking of slutty, cum whore sissies. Desiree is got to be the biggest self-proclaimed cock-sucking hooker we know of. We cant believe this little fluizy!!!!!! We got a pic of the most recent pics of his recent dick sucks!!!PS HE LOVES BLACK GUYS!!!!!
OUR BOYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Desiree your such a slut!!!!!
We love our Desiree, YouR OUR SUPER SLUT!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU. WE WANT TO TELL THE WORLD HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THIS WORLD TO KNOW…..HOW MUCH U LOVE CUM.YOU HOW MUCH THE YOU D
So you want to meet Trey-dawg!! Surfer Boi and all of em…… 2007-10-23 03:27:16
So, we had this Surfer boy telling us he wanted to stroke his big cock and all and this whole time he was wanting to suck dick! AHAHAHHAHA…I knew this was coming. So, we started telling the faggot to stroke his little cock and get on his bitch knees, etc…etc… ect..Never fails. .SISSIES DICK SUCKERS ALL OVER. AND CALI AND I SWEAR TO GOT THAT ONE IN 4 SUCK COCK! ITS PATHETIC. DONT GET ME WRONG, WE LOVE IT! WE TEASING OUR little worthless sissies !!HES DREAM
Speaking of slutty, cum whore sissies. Desiree is got to be the biggest self-proclaimed cock-sucking hooker we know of. We cant believe this little fluizy!!!!!! We got a pic of the most recent pics of his recent dick sucks!!!PS HE LOVES BLACK GUYS!!!!!
OUR BOYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Desiree your such a slut!!!!!
We love our Desiree, YouR OUR SUPER SLUT!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU. WE WANT TO TELL THE WORLD HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THIS WORLD TO KNOW…..HOW MUCH U LOVE CUM.YOU HOW MUCH THE YOU D
Omg, Cali and Me are Completely Amazon Crazy! 2007-10-16 02:36:58
Hey Sexy Bitches!
We havent written in a long time cuz we have been cathing up on sleep!(its a hard life!) We stayed up all night long for a couple weeks with our favorite caller in the world (Desiree) and we needed to rest up~ we got soo tired. But the good news is, we are rested up now and so ready to play again. We miss our Desiree so much, we want so badly for her to come play with us, but I think she doesnt want to play anymore….but if your reading this princess, we luv you! And this pic is for you, sweetie~
And this is for you Cali, I snapped this one of you this weekend with Trey-dawg! Look at Cali she is slurping it up, werent you, ,baby-girl??? We love that black dick don’t we?
GIVE IT TO CALI SHE LOVES IT!!
Well, Im getting so horny looking at this big cock!!!
LATER SEXY ASS BITCHES
ELISA
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