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The Neurosis of Man 2008-08-21 14:47:48
OR: Oh my God, give my husband a xanax. Seriously.
Okay, we have another sick kitty. This one has been with hubby dear for 15 years. He’s a very sweet old man with one gray whisker which has earned him the moniker, Grey Whisker Man. I’m original, I know.
Anyway, the sweetie started drooling a lot and hiding, so off to the vet we went. Vets have a knack for giving you the shit before it hits the fan and I always seem to notice that it’s never sugar coated. Sweet Toby had six oral ulcers which could have been caused by:
a) Kidney failure - Yikes!
b) Oral Viral Infection - I could deal with that.
c) Bad oral hygeine - What YOU brush your cat’s teeth?
They took blood, handed us a tube of oral gel and sent us on our way. Of course, hubby is freaking out because Toby isn’t eating and every time I turn around I hear, "But he’s gonna die!"
My response: He’s not gonna die, he just needs to
Cat Writing & A New Me! 2008-08-13 07:42:09
I wrote 4k last night. Two chapters on Toys for Trish (only two more to go!). I wrote it all with a cat on my shoulder. Jazzy has settled into our little home verra nicely and finds that Momz on the computer time is also Jazzy time. She crawls all over me until she settles on some random place, and promptly falls asleep. What staggers me is the trust this little ball of fur has handed me. She falls asleep, head on my shoulder, ass on my arm, and expects me to keep her stupid butt from falling to the groud as she goes boneless. Of course, I do.
And….
A new me! Okay, not really new, but a healthier me.
A recent turn of events with my mother’s health has forced me to take a good long look at myself and I’ve realized that while I’m happy with the way I look, I’m not at all healthy. With Hypoglycemia, Borderline high blood pressure and borderline high cholesterol, I seriously need to make some cha
Mmmm-Monday 2008-08-11 06:02:14
Nothing but a hottie for ya’ll today. I’m working on getting Toys for Trish wrapped up as well as starting a new website…. possibly. Still figuring out if I want to incorporate that info with this site or start a new, separate one. Decisions, decisions….
Celia
BAB: Bad Fur Day ~ Lean Austin & Tuesday Richards 2008-08-08 00:26:42
Bad Fur Day by Lena Austin & Tuesday Richards
Never Annoy a Luck God.
Staci Thornburn is determined to get the interview with the new Chinese UNESCO Ambaassador, but ends up insulting him instead. Ambassador Jiao Long is a Foo Dog- Dragon cross, and a little irritable, but the American female just got under his scales in more ways than one. He curses her with twenty-four hours of bad luck, but ends up causing more havoc than he ever imagined, and soon Staci’s rescuing him. It’s a good thing dragons are fireproof, because things are about to get hot in more ways than one.
Buy it now from Changeling Press!
This is the third installment in the Night Critters series by Lena Austin and Tuesday Richards. The other books can be found HERE and let me tell ya, you don’t want to miss them.
Celia
When Jazzy Attacks! 2008-08-06 11:09:27
Against The Mom’s better judgement… I gots me a new kitty. Her name is Jasmine, Jazzy-cat or Jazzy McJazz Hands. She’s a tiny, sleek furball with the softest fur and the sweetest kisses you ever did receive. She loves cuddling on my shoulder as I write at night and curls up on the bed between my and Mr. Kyle’s pillows each night. I lurv her. My other fem kitty, Katie O’Meghan, does not. At. All. But the vet assures us she’ll get over it soon enough.
Here’s the newest addition to the Kyle household….
She’s a little cranky after she arrived at her new home.
Now she’s a happy kitty!
RIP Cali, 1/00-7/08 2008-07-25 06:38:25
Life in the Kyle household has come to a screeching, crying, sobbing stop. My Cali, my companion from kittendom until the moment we took him to the vet, was put down on Wednesday. Months after meeting, becoming engaged to and moving in with my now hubby, I adopted Cali and he immediately became by best friend. At the time, hubby was working 70 hours a week (at minimum) which left me home with his cat that hated me and peed on my clothes. So, I adopted Cali from Petsmart, went through a comedy of errors upon finding out that Cali was actually a boy, not a girl and fell in love with the, eventually, fat ball of fur. He loved unconditionally, was always happy to see me and slept with me each and every night.
Now, my days are empty without his presence and my nights are difficult without his weight nestled between my knees.
To my Cali, my Cali-cat, my Fat Man…. Momma loves you and is devastated by your absence. May you be free
Kink and Karma Anyone? 2008-07-17 12:59:18
OMG. It’s here! My series, Office of Kink and Karma, is now in print and available on Amazon.com or Createspace.com. You may have seen the update in the sidebar, but I’ve got linkage for you now.
Office of Kink and Karma
In a world where Normals and Extraordinaries are constantly at odds, Eric D’Amore is plagued with the ability to sense soul mates and aches when the two involved can’t see past prejudice to find love. A bit of subterfuge is in order: The Office of Kink and Karma…
Touch Me - Josh Martin doesn’t care what the Council wants, he’s not about to let them turn him into some boy toy. Until he sees Emily’s picture.
Tri Me - Two men, one woman and some yummy man loving… What more could a woman ask for? Lara Kinley’s asking for all of that… and more.
Serve Me - Margaret Thompson is a prim and proper librarian by day and Dominatrix by night.
Love Me - The Office of Kink and Karma i
Ze Pingaliciousness! 2008-07-17 05:21:40 I have, through my searches, discovered a wordpress plugin that will allow me to post each new blog post on my website to both blogger and myspace automagically. OMG! What a timesaver! Plus, I’m a total wordpress geek and can we say geekgasm? Cha-yeah!
For those that geek out like I do: http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/pingpressfm/
You do need a ping.fm account, which is currently in beta, so if you need the newest beta code it is…. thispingsforyou
So, go forth… and ping! Yeah!
Celia
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Did I mention? Fiery Ember! 2008-07-16 19:20:01 I’m sure I mentioned this… somewhere. Okay, I know I posted this info to my newsletter group and quite a few yahoo loops. But I’m not sure if I posted it here. So, here it goes!
Fiery Ember is available now!!!! Woot!!!! Here’s the 411 on story that may remind you of Cinderella. If Cinderella had been written about losing a thong instead of a shoe.
Ember Ellason is a darned good secretary. True, she’d like to be more, but since her father’s passing, her step-mother has taken over as CEO of Ellason Advertising, and Clementine Ellason feels Ember is only good enough to fetch coffee… barely. But when Clementine and her horrid daughters fail to show up for the meeting with the biggest client they could ever land, Ember saves the day by impersonating her step-mother.
Paul Ashe needs a new ad campaign and he’s found the perfect company with the perfect proposal in Ellason Advertising. Too bad his body is a
Tie Me to the Bedpost… 2008-07-15 07:31:32
Please? LMAO.
My story, Del Fantasma: Tie Me to the Bedpost has been accepted by Aspen Mountain Press! Wheee!!!!!
Want a little taste? A tiny little tease?
Unedited Excerpt, (c) Celia Kyle, 2008.
Tie Me to the Bedpost
1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1/2 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1/2 oz sweet and sour mix
1/2 oz lemon vodka
ice cubes
2 men who love women… and each other
1 woman who loves it all
Shake with ice, strain into a whiskey sour glass, and serve.
Ian fell into bed the moment he emerged from the bathroom. Water still clung to his skin, but he didn’t care. Damn, the night seemed to have gone on forever.
Woman after woman flashed him their cleavage while more than one man eyed him below the waist. Damn it all. Didn’t they know he was as good as mated to Chris?
Fuck no, they didn’t. Because he and Chris hadn’t actually mated. Sure they’d sucked and humped, but no fucking had o
AMP Bookmark! Pretty! 2008-07-14 14:40:29 Here’s my first design as Art Director at AMP! A bookmark that I can customize to each author as they request it. Tres cool, yes?
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I have a confession… 2008-07-13 18:58:07
I cannot high five. *sigh* It’s true. I’ve tried. Hubby’s tried. Everyone has tried to teach me, but you can’t teach a person coordination. So now, I stand still, hold my hand in the air, and wait for hubby to do the rest. Cause god knows I can’t hit the man with any sort of force without missing his hand entirely.
Heck, I can’t even do a fist bump.
Maybe that’s why I’m so big on hugs. You can’t really miss when both arms are involved, right?
Celia
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Ze Director de Art 2008-07-11 08:07:23
Yup! That’s me! I’m now the Art Director with Aspen Mountain Press.
I think it was these covers that won the publisher over.
Gawgeous? Are they not?
Celia
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BAB: Fiery Magic ~ Raine Delight 2008-07-11 00:21:15 Devon Falls: Fiery Magic by Raine Delight!
Book 3 of the Devon Falls Series
The mistakes of the past collide explosively in Devon Falls.
Damien Dracon is back in Devon Falls, and he is about to woo the one lady he left three years ago. Family secrets and youthful pride forced him to give up the one good thing in his life: the love of Alicia Stevens. What he doesn’t expect is that Alicia has a secret of her own, and it may just tear them apart. Can two former lovers find it in themselves to forgive one another and let love grow between them? Or will past secrets haunt them and tear them apart? This 4th of July is about to get explosive in Devon Falls.
Click HERE to buy it from Aspen Mountain Press Now!
Check out the next installment of the Devon Falls series and find out what happens when one man decides to go after the woman he trew away years ago and that love is indeed sweeter the second time around in Devon Falls: Haunted Magic due out in October!
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Thrillicious Thursday 2008-07-03 07:01:36 I don’t have much to say today… I finished the initial draft of Piece of Tail for my part in the Half-were House anthology with Mima and Darragha Foster on Monday. Mima tore it into pieces on Tuesday and now I’ll spend the weekend making it shiny. Once I get it less craptastic, I’ll post a little somethin’ for blog readers.
On to today’s thrill. Hopefully it’ll make Thursday go a bit faster for ya’ll.
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Coming Soon from LSB: Furry, Fluffy & Wild 2008-06-25 05:12:36 O. M. G. Somewhere, in a past life, I was the whore of the cover gods and now they are smiling down on me. Want proof? Kablam!
Were What? by Celia Kyle
Lyla’s on the run from her pack’s omega. Since he’s at the bottom of the totem pole in her pack, this should be simple, right? Tell that to her aching lungs and jiggling thighs. She’s never been one to go with the flow. So when her alpha orders her to submit to mating with the omega she’s not about to start now. Good thing she runs into (literally) a big hunk of man who can make the scariest of wolves tuck tail and run.
Michael’s had enough of weres to last a lifetime. After being caught in the middle of a territory war while in Brazil between the Pumas and Jaguars, he sure as hell doesn’t want anything to do with the trouble following Lyla. But apparently no one told that to his cock.
Blue Moon Rising by Nina Pierce
Tension between the cougar and wolf shifters in Lonesome Fork, Montana i Read more:WILD
BAB: Leila Brown & Demi Alex 2008-06-20 10:19:59 Two books for the price of one blog post. Woot! It’s that time again… BAB! Bloggin’ About Books!
I’ve got two books for ze pimpage this week:
Soundwave’s Surrender
Soundwave is a Super who can bring down any man with her voice alone. Too bad she hasn’t been able to bring down General Pane. But now he’s on the run and she has a score to settle. And she’s going to make sure he pays up.
General Pane has a score of his own to settle. After all, it’s Soundwave’s fault he’s being hunted. He’s lost his job, his identity, and if he’s not careful his life could be next. With Soundwave firmly in his grasp, he’ll stop at nothing to make her pay. Even if he has to tie her up and gag her.
Click here to read an excerpt!
Cuff Me Lacy
Part of the HANDCUFFS AND LACE SERIES
Three months is way too long to wait for some simple, low-down, straight forward sex. It’s not like Officer Chrissie Hansen is asking for prince charming to offer her the lo
Squee! Newest Cover from Resplendence Publishing! 2008-06-15 17:58:18 Ooh! This is my first work with Resplendence Publishing and I couldn’t be happier with the cover. I filled out a detailed form and the cover artist took my words and created this gorgeousness. Yay! I love it!
It’s fantabulous, yes? I’m giddy with excitement. Here’s a quick blurb and Fiery Ember will be available on 7/8/08! Woot! That’s just around the corner!
Fiery Ember
Ember Ellason is a darned good secretary. True, she’d like to be more, but her step-mother runs Ellason Advertising now that her father has passed and Claudette, her step-mother, feels Ember is only good enough to fetch coffee… barely. Not content with her life as a secretary, she takes night classes to get her degree in marketing. Good thing, too. Because when Claudette, nor her horrid daughters, show up for the meeting with the biggest client they could ever land, Ember steps in to save the day. Sort of. Clementine and Ember sound alike&hellip
Growl 2008-06-04 14:40:06 Just a little something that I submitted to a flash fiction call that was recently rejected. Thought ya’ll might enjoy the darker side of Celia….
Growl
By Celia Kyle
The growl woke her. Deep, guttural, hungry and low, it crept through the room and reverberated through her bones.
It’d gotten him.
Somehow through the night, the disease seeped through the cracks in the walls and took hold of her beloved.
The now familiar sound of the slow scraping of feet against the concrete floor filled the once silent room. She pressed her back against the wall, thankful for the solid support as she clutched the blood-stained handle of her hatchet. She took solace in its solid, balanced weight and razor sharp edge. It hadn’t failed her yet.
The scraping grew closer.
Her heart beat double-time, threatening to burst from her chest as she waited. Rushing forward too soon could prove to be disastrous. She’d seen it happen to one too many of her friends. She’d watched
Adventures in Stupidland: NKOTB 2008-05-19 12:23:34 Once in a lifetime thing going on here folks. Yup, this installment of AiS is not about Me, but about NKOTB.
I’m about to date myself, but when New Kids on the Block came out, I was very nearly their number one fan. I would have been their number one fan had my mother found the NKOTB fabric at Wal-Mart and made me the curtains I asked for, but whatever.
So, NKOTB has decided to try and make a comeback. Um, who told them this was a good idea? I mean, seriously? Dudes, you’re old. I mean, I’m old so I know you sure as hell are. Leave the teeny boppin’ to the teeny boppers and move on. You no longer have the pre-adolescent high pitched voices you once had and instead of looking cool as you pop and lock on the stage, you look like my dad trying to bust the robot. N.O.
Don’t believe me? Think it can’t be that bad? Let me assure you… it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1K68EViOBI
I rest my case.
Ce
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LSB Submissions Call & New Contract! 2008-05-15 11:15:11 First, the submissions call from Liquid Silver Books:
Announcing an open call for submissions for a new anthology.
Ghosts, Witches and Ghouls, Oh My!
Haunt us with spooky tales of sexy love all centered on Halloween.
Submissions are open to all authors, currently published with Liquid Silver Books and those wishing to be published with Liquid Silver Books. All works must be new material, previously published works will not be considered. Three novellas will be accepted for this anthology.
Submission length is minimum 15,000 words up to 30,000 words. Any genre will be accepted, as long as Halloween is the background for the story. We are looking for quality submissions that meet our criteria for distinctive erotic romance between a man and a woman. For this anthology we are looking for a HEA and/or a dedicated commitment between the hero and heroine. This anthology is slated for our Liquid line. Please see our submission guidelines for what we’re looking for in a Liquid heat level
Poking it with a stick 2008-05-13 05:41:25 I discovered a new social networking site, quite by accident, when perusing a couple of sex blogs. (Yes, blogs about sex. *gasp*) Anyway, I looked at the front page, cocked my head to the side and squinted my eyes at it, then straightened, brow furrowed and continued to stare. Huh. They have a social networking site. Very cool, my mind said. Very cool, indeed. I snagged the link and ran off to share with my author friends…
Now, we are all poking it with a stick as we decide who will be the first to jump into fetlife. (www.fetlife.com) I know that there are several blogs I read whose masters/mistresses hop on over there so I’m curious if they read my blog and want to comment on the site. Wendy? Avah? Jefferson? (though he is in the middle of moving)
So, I guess until we hear from an actual member that the bdsm authors won’t get flogged for having book writing as a fetish, we’ll all continue poking the site with our imaginary sticks.
Ce
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Mmmmm… Monday! 2008-05-12 08:39:18 So, how’d your Mother’s Day go? I’m a mom, sorta. I have three balls of fur that I call my own. This, of course, does not include Mr. Kyle though he did purchase a card on the cat’s behalf. Yup, I woke up to a beautiful card, directly from the kitties. He’s such a sap, but I lurve him. *sigh*
I spent the weekend writing and reading. Reading was the best part. You see, I’m working on an anthology with Mima and Darragha Foster and I figured I should read what my fellow authors had penned recently. I started with Mima…
O. M. G. Her Within series is beyond words. I’ve read the first three books in the series and I can’t wait to get home and buy the fourth so I can read it too. I’ve already emailed her gushing madly about my love of the series and threatening bodily harm if she doesn’t give me more. *sigh* Love shifters? Love possessive men who are VERY growling and hot sexin? This series is like a drug to a s
New Free Story! 2008-05-06 18:15:03 Woot! Big, Blooming & Wild: Sapped, is a super short that’s loosely linked to Big, Blooming & Wild: Man-grove. Check out Sapped HERE!
Done? Wanna check out some Man-grove? Go HERE!
Ce
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The Trailer - Redux 2008-04-12 07:27:49 Ooh! I did some more playing….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6gf8CPHmng
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My First Video! 2008-04-10 05:10:16 I did it! I created a video trailer for myself last night. It’s a first attempt, so be gentle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJgXy1y94kI
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From Cali: CPR Kitty 2008-04-08 09:29:26 Cali aka (Fatty McFat Cat) thought you guys might enjoy this cute piccie:
LOLCats
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Paranormal Monday! 2008-04-07 08:21:21 I’m dropping excerpts like it’s hot over on the It’s Just Another Paranormal Monday loop today! Stop on by!
www.groups.yahoo.com/group/paranormalmonday
Ce
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A Cover I Did! Better Late 2008-04-06 07:25:33 I know I don’t normally get all giddy and post the covers I create, but this one turned out soooooo well, that I had to share!
Isn’t it gorgeous?
Ce
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