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America's New Currency 2008-11-07 23:30:00
With the change of President approaching, change in currency is also.
Some might say this is racist and perhaps it is. No offence intended, just for fun!
No on Prop 8 2008-11-06 23:30:00
After the passing of Proposition 8, it's now illegal for gays to marry here in California.
Opponents to Prop 8 have already marched through Hollywood. They are taking their fight to the streets and are preparing their military for the fight for equal rights!
No on Prop 8 2008-11-06 23:30:00
After the passing of Proposition 8, it's now illegal for gays to marry here in California.
Opponents to Prop 8 have already marched through Hollywood. They are taking their fight to the streets and are preparing their military for the fight for equal rights!
Tigger Gets Phucked by Eeyore 2008-11-05 23:30:00 Thanks to "Stricker" for submitting his tattoo.
He started when he was 18 and was recently kicked out of his local Disney Store. Not surprising really since the tattoo is of a Eeyore the Donkey pounding Tigger!
Thanks to readers who pointed out this was Tigger and not Pooh!
Tigger Gets Phucked by Eeyore 2008-11-05 23:30:00 Thanks to "Stricker" for submitting his tattoo.
He started when he was 18 and was recently kicked out of his local Disney Store. Not surprising really since the tattoo is of a Eeyore the Donkey pounding Tigger!
Thanks to readers who pointed out this was Tigger and not Pooh!
Guy Takes Log In The Ass 2008-11-03 23:30:00
Following on from yesterdays's Orangutan takes it in the ass this guy has it even worse
Guy Takes Log In The Ass 2008-11-03 23:30:00
Following on from yesterdays's Orangutan takes it in the ass this guy has it even worse
Orangutan Takes It In The Ass 2008-11-02 23:30:00
Mr. Phucked is lost for words on this one...
This Orangutan takes it all!
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Orangutan Takes It In The Ass 2008-11-02 23:30:00
Mr. Phucked is lost for words on this one...
This Orangutan takes it all!
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"Housekeeping, you want towel?" 2008-11-02 18:21:00
I have a third sister who found Jesus, "thanks" to the help of her boyfriend a few months ago. She studied the bible, went to bible study, eventually got baptised, and now make's going to church a regular part of her life. Then, being a big girl, she lost a lot of weight (by admitted self-starvation and cardio exercise) and her attitude changed. Ever since then, she has had this extremely crabby attitude with me - unbearable to the point of where I never want to speak to her again. It was speculated she was not only using diet pills, but also using meth to assist with her weight loss as it had become an obsession. Again, it was all circumspect and I had nothing to prove it with.
We got into a fight today via text message while she was at church that ended with us agreeing to never speak to each other again. I kept thinking, "Knowing her, there is always some kind of underlying hypocrisy. I wonder what it is?"
Just a few minutes ago, I woke up from a
"Housekeeping, you want towel?" 2008-11-02 18:21:00
I have a third sister who found Jesus, "thanks" to the help of her boyfriend a few months ago. She studied the bible, went to bible study, eventually got baptised, and now make's going to church a regular part of her life. Then, being a big girl, she lost a lot of weight (by admitted self-starvation and cardio exercise) and her attitude changed. Ever since then, she has had this extremely crabby attitude with me - unbearable to the point of where I never want to speak to her again. It was speculated she was not only using diet pills, but also using meth to assist with her weight loss as it had become an obsession. Again, it was all circumspect and I had nothing to prove it with.
We got into a fight today via text message while she was at church that ended with us agreeing to never speak to each other again. I kept thinking, "Knowing her, there is always some kind of underlying hypocrisy. I wonder what it is?"
Just a few minutes ago, I woke up from a
Man Has Sex With a Dead Deer 2008-10-30 23:30:00
20-year-old Bryan James Hathaway of Wisconsin had been charged with 'sexual gratification with an animal' because he had sex with the carcass of a deer that he found lying beside the road.
Authorities say he told police that he noticed the deer lying in a ditch, and then moved the corpse into the woods and had sex with it.
His lawyer denies that he committed bestiality, on the grounds that a dead deer isn't an animal any more.
In response, prosecutor James Broughner argued that a deer carcass is still an animal – pointing out that in his statement to police, Hathaway called the corpse a 'dead deer,' demonstrating that he still thought of it as an animal.
Public defender Fredric Anderson filed a motion last week which claimed: 'The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass.'
He said that if you try to include corpses in the category of 'animals', then 'you really go down a slippery slope with absurd results.' The o
Donkey Rape 2008-10-29 23:30:00 Always be careful when lying out on the beach. You never know what could be watching you.
You just might get raped by a Donkey!
Rape Roleplay 2008-10-29 00:12:00 I've come to the painful realization that I'm not a very good rape
victim, for I am way too willing in the act. I don't put up much of a
struggle because I am so engrossed in getting harpoon-slammed by the poon-harpoon and I climax every five minutes that my partner slaps me or
spits in my face.
What can I do?
African Boy Gives Oral to Cow 2008-10-27 23:30:00 It really is pretty amazing what people do around the world.
If the cow is not giving up its milk, then the young African boys "encourage" them...
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Hooker Dogs 2008-10-25 23:30:00
Times are tough these days with the shitty economy.
Even dogs have taken to prostitution to buy their doggy Treats.
Here are some pictures taken from a secret online doggy prostitution site.
Penis Trap 2008-10-24 23:30:00 Penis Trap, some guys will stick their dick in anything!
Lisa Ann plays Sara Palin in Nailin' Paylin 2008-10-22 23:30:00
This is the look a like starring in the Nailin Paylin video. Her name is List Ann.
You can even check out her MySpace page here
Nailin Paylin Video Returns 2008-10-22 23:04:00 YouTube stopped hosting the first minute of Nailin Paylin so we're hosting it ourselves.
View the Nailin Paylin Video
The First Minute of "Who's Nailin' Paylin" 2008-10-21 23:30:00
Here is the first minute of Hustlers new video "Nailin' Paylin"
... and an excerpt from the script:
PALIN: Who is it?
GRUFF MALE VOICE: It's JOE, the tanning-bed repairman.
(PALIN unlocks the door and opens it)
PALIN: Hiya! You were supposed to be here two hours ago,
doncha know?
JOE: I'm sorry. My snowmobile broke down outside of
Matunska. I had to walk the rest of the way.
PALIN: Well, you're in luck. I just baked a batch of
chocolate-chip cookies. Why don't you come inside and I'll fix you a plate of
'em?
(JOE obliges. He takes a seat on the couch. PALIN enters the kitchen and
returns shortly after with the cookies. She gives them to JOE, but not before
looking him up and down.)
PALIN: My oh my. That's quite a toolbelt you have on. It
looks heavy.
JOE: I have a big hammer.
PALIN: Oh, I betcha do. I love a big hammer. But I love
screwdrivers, too! And wrenches. The fact is I l
The First Minute of "Who's Nailin' Paylin" 2008-10-21 23:30:00 Here is the first minute of Hustlers new video "Nailin' Paylin"
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... and an excerpt from the script:
PALIN: Who is it?
GRUFF MALE VOICE: It's JOE, the tanning-bed repairman.
(PALIN unlocks the door and opens it)
PALIN: Hiya! You were supposed to be here two hours ago,
doncha know?
JOE: I'm sorry. My snowmobile broke down outside of
Matunska. I had to walk the rest of the way.
PALIN: Well, you're in luck. I just baked a batch of
chocolate-chip cookies. Why don't you come inside and I'll fix you a plate of
'em?
(JOE obliges. He takes a seat on the couch. PALIN enters the kitchen and
returns shortly after with the cookies. She gives them to JOE, but not before
looking him up and down.)
PALIN: My oh my. That's quite a toolbelt you have on. It
looks heavy.
JOE: I have a big hammer.
PALIN: Oh, I betcha do. I love a big hammer. But I love
screwdrivers, too! And wrenches. The fact
Top 10 Hottest Female Gamers 2008-10-20 23:30:00 Now who say's that all gamers are nerds?
These girls show us that clearly it's not always true!
I'm in love with number 1.
Becky, if you're reading this... will you grab my controller?
#10 Jessica
#9 Pyra
#8 Clover
#7 Lauren
#6 Amy
#5 Mischief
#4 V3nus
#3 Oyuki
#2 Rachelle
#1 Becky
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Top 10 Hottest Female Gamers 2008-10-20 23:30:00 Now who say's that all gamers are nerds?
These girls show us that clearly it's not always true!
I'm in love with number 1.
Becky, if you're reading this... will you grab my controller?
#10 Jessica
#9 Pyra
#8 Clover
#7 Lauren
#6 Amy
#5 Mischief
#4 V3nus
#3 Oyuki
#2 Rachelle
#1 Becky
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