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Fox News Sucks! 2008-10-04 23:30:00 Fox News is normally biased, but it's very clear in this video.
The reporter asks the room who is going to vote for McCain.
Two people raised their hand and one put it down again when no one else voted!
The reporter then asked who is going to vote for Obama.
Pretty much everyone raised their hand and the reporter had the balls to say it was a close call and this is going to be a swing state!
The "free press" at its finest!
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How Sarah Palin Planed Her Debate 2008-10-03 23:30:00
This flowchart clearly explains Sarah Palin's planned response to the vice presidential debate.
Office Crazy Person 2008-10-01 23:30:00
I think it's safe to say that this person will be fired?
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Little Johnny and George Bush 2008-09-30 23:30:00
President George W. Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes.
They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.
So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'
'No,' said Bush , 'that would be an accident.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'
'I'm afraid not,' explained Bush . 'That's what we would call great loss.'
The room went silent. No other children volunteered.
Bush searched the room. 'Isn't there someon
The Ultimate MTD Crib 2008-09-29 23:30:00 This guy is my hero. I strive to be as successful as this guy!
You just know he gets more ass than, well, everyone!
Public Sex 2008-09-28 23:30:00
(Not Mr. Phucked)
I think public sex is probably a pretty popular fantasy and certainly one of my favorites.
In fact I acted it out again just this past weekend.
I'm laying out at the pool with a cute Asian girl I will call "M"
Over by the corner of the pool there is a little spot slightly hidden but still visible by anyone walking into the pool area.
I suggest to "M" that this would be a great place to have some public sex.
She laughs but is also a little intrigued...
There is just one person in the pool apart from us, another sexy little Asian girl but we figure she won't be able see us.
M and I head off to the spot that consists of a public shower area with a small seat off to the side.
I just drop my shorts immediately without regard to getting caught and sit down, she pulls her bikini bottoms to the side and sits on top of my hard, white cock and inside I go.
This is "M"'s first time with public sex and she likes it!
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Natalie Dylan auction's her virginity 2008-09-27 23:30:00
Natalie Dylan is a 22-year-old virgin who is using the pseudo name Natalie Dylan for safety reasons is auctioning her virginity to the highest bidder.
She announced her decision to sell her "cherry" on the Howard Stern radio show on Sept. 9.
So far hundreds of offers have already bid up to $275,000. Supposedly there is also a “rock star” and a “well-known male actor” who said they would outbid any other offer.
The Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada will host this "once in a lifetime" event!
Natalie Dylan says she is not just doing this for money, she apparently really wants to like the guy.
Personally I think that is BS, she is just phucking whoever pays the most. Natalie Dylan is a hooker, simple as that.
Good luck to her, I hope there is not too much blood!
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Natalie Dylan auction's her virginity 2008-09-27 23:30:00
Natalie Dylan is a 22-year-old virgin who is using the pseudo name Natalie Dylan for safety reasons is auctioning her virginity to the highest bidder.
She announced her decision to sell her "cherry" on the Howard Stern radio show on Sept. 9.
So far hundreds of offers have already bid up to $275,000. Supposedly there is also a “rock star” and a “well-known male actor” who said they would outbid any other offer.
The Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada will host this "once in a lifetime" event!
Natalie Dylan says she is not just doing this for money, she apparently really wants to like the guy.
Personally I think that is BS, she is just phucking whoever pays the most. Natalie Dylan is a hooker, simple as that.
Good luck to her, I hope there is not too much blood!
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Man Charged with Farting 2008-09-26 23:30:00
In West Virginia police charged Jose Cruz with "battery on an officer" after he farted next to them after being arrested on a DUI.
According to the criminal complaint, Cruz passed gas and made a fanning motion toward patrolman T.E. Parsons after being taken for a breathalyzer test.
"I couldn't hold it no more," Cruz said.
According to the officer: "The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature"
The charge was later dropped by the Kanawha County prosecutor office.
It was just as well he did not do a large poo on the officers foot...
Man Charged with Farting 2008-09-26 23:30:00
In West Virginia police charged Jose Cruz with "battery on an officer" after he farted next to them after being arrested on a DUI.
According to the criminal complaint, Cruz passed gas and made a fanning motion toward patrolman T.E. Parsons after being taken for a breathalyzer test.
"I couldn't hold it no more," Cruz said.
According to the officer: "The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature"
The charge was later dropped by the Kanawha County prosecutor office.
It was just as well he did not do a large poo on the officers foot...
ASU Cheerleader Squad Sexy Pictures 2008-09-25 23:30:00 Old news is not always boring news, especially when it's sexy cheerleaders.
These are pictures of the now disbanded Arizona State University (ASU) cheerleader squad.
Their pictures were posted on a college site called TheDirty.com and here they are in their lingerie goodness.
God Bless America for free speech!
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ASU Cheerleader Squad Sexy Pictures 2008-09-25 23:30:00 Old news is not always boring news, especially when it's sexy cheerleaders.
These are pictures of the now disbanded Arizona State University (ASU) cheerleader squad.
Their pictures were posted on a college site called TheDirty.com and here they are in their lingerie goodness.
God Bless America for free speech!
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Fun at Famima!! 2008-09-23 03:56:00 A couple of months ago, I got a job working at an upscale convenience store called
Famima!! (and yes, the double exclamation points are included in the
title - I don't mind publishing the name of the company, as I am more than likely going to be quitting soon anyway). I took a step down from office management and procurement into
retail so I could have some flexibility with my school schedule while
making some money. I make just above minimum wage, which is fine, I
don't have any major expenditures anymore.
This is my first time
back in the retail industry in about three years, if you want to
include the one month I worked at Cardiff Seaside Market in San Diego. Before that,
it had been about a year or so before I worked in an industry that
required face-to-face customer service. During the interim, I've had
jobs where severe customer service was required over the phone, but
that was no big deal. I could easily fake a visible facetious smile and
still hang up with the cust
Fun at Famima!! 2008-09-23 03:56:00 A couple of months ago, I got a job working at an upscale convenience store called
Famima!! (and yes, the double exclamation points are included in the
title - I don't mind publishing the name of the company, as I am more than likely going to be quitting soon anyway). I took a step down from office management and procurement into
retail so I could have some flexibility with my school schedule while
making some money. I make just above minimum wage, which is fine, I
don't have any major expenditures anymore.
This is my first time
back in the retail industry in about three years, if you want to
include the one month I worked at Cardiff Seaside Market in San Diego. Before that,
it had been about a year or so before I worked in an industry that
required face-to-face customer service. During the interim, I've had
jobs where severe customer service was required over the phone, but
that was no big deal. I could easily fake a visible facetious smile and
still hang up with the cust
Fan Mail 2008-09-22 23:30:00
I often receive e-mail from our readers, some good, and some bad.
Here is one that was shall we say, not complimentary?
"I think youre a nasty fucking prick!
post shit on here thats not grose
you and youre fucking family should fucking get there ankles cut and tied up and thrown into a river!
you make youreself look like a fucking perverted faggot!
I sware on my mothers grave if i ever saw you i would fucking shoot you in the fucking leg
punch you burn you cut you and then shoot you in youre fucking head
go to hell you sick fucking bitch"
Jeremy from Reno, Nevada
First of all, let me correct you on your English...
“youre” is spelt “you’re”
“thats” is spelt “that’s”
“there” is spelt “their” when it is “their ankles”
“sware” is spelt “swear”
“i” is always capitalized
I do not claim to be a great speller, but I’m guessing you did n
Fan Mail 2008-09-22 23:30:00
I often receive e-mail from our readers, some good, and some bad.
Here is one that was shall we say, not complimentary?
"I think youre a nasty fucking prick!
post shit on here thats not grose
you and youre fucking family should fucking get there ankles cut and tied up and thrown into a river!
you make youreself look like a fucking perverted faggot!
I sware on my mothers grave if i ever saw you i would fucking shoot you in the fucking leg
punch you burn you cut you and then shoot you in youre fucking head
go to hell you sick fucking bitch"
Jeremy from Reno, Nevada
First of all, let me correct you on your English...
“youre” is spelt “you’re”
“thats” is spelt “that’s”
“there” is spelt “their” when it is “their ankles”
“sware” is spelt “swear”
“i” is always capitalized
I do not claim to be a great speller, but I’m guessing you did n
Cake or Bed? 2008-09-21 23:30:00 A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,
'honey, could you fix the light in the hallway?
It's been flickering for weeks now'.
He looks at her and says angrily,
'fix the lights now?
Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead?
I don't think so'.
Fine,
then the wife asks,
'well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right '
to which he replied,
'fix the fridge door?
Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead?
I don't think so'.
'Fine', she says
'then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break '
'I’m not a carpenter and I don't want to fix steps'.
He says, 'does it look like I have ACE Hardware written on my forehead?
I don't think so
I’ve had enough of you.
I'm going to the bar!!!! '
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a
couple of hours……&hel
Cake or Bed? 2008-09-21 23:30:00 A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,
'honey, could you fix the light in the hallway?
It's been flickering for weeks now'.
He looks at her and says angrily,
'fix the lights now?
Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead?
I don't think so'.
Fine,
then the wife asks,
'well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right '
to which he replied,
'fix the fridge door?
Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead?
I don't think so'.
'Fine', she says
'then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break '
'I’m not a carpenter and I don't want to fix steps'.
He says, 'does it look like I have ACE Hardware written on my forehead?
I don't think so
I’ve had enough of you.
I'm going to the bar!!!! '
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a
couple of hours……&hel
Lehman Brothers Makeout 2008-09-20 23:30:00
Around 43 seconds into this film, awesome, hat off to those guys!
Lehman Brothers Makeout 2008-09-20 23:30:00
Around 43 seconds into this film, awesome, hat off to those guys!
New Dollar Bill Issued 2008-09-19 23:30:00
With the market the way it has been recently, the US Treasury has decided on a new design for the Dollar.
The new bills will be in circulation within the next 30 days.
New Dollar Bill Issued 2008-09-19 23:30:00
With the market the way it has been recently, the US Treasury has decided on a new design for the Dollar.
The new bills will be in circulation within the next 30 days.
Virgins? 2008-09-18 23:30:00 Alexi, Ahhh, Sexy Alexi. This boy is amazing in bed, absolutely shockingly awesome. Considering his lack of experience (which only includes two other girls, whom were both virgins.) We had been dating, and were arguing a lot. I told him he was acting different towards his friends, and that I didn't like being the cause of that. I told him it wasn't working, and ended it. He came running after me as I walked back to my car, he grabbed me by the arm. We talked about it and discussed it, and decided things could work out.
I headed to a party with Laiho, "Cute but Slow", Screamer, and Screamers band mate 'Rhythm' (rhythm guitarist for the band). All the people that they lived with were there, already pretty drunk. I'm trying to get a game of Halo 2 started and keep wandering back and forth between the living room and Cute but Slows room. I walk into the room to see Screamer on the bed, in his socks. I'm not afraid of feet so I scoop one up and
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